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Posted by Trazedict on Mar-23-2003 23:33:

have you ever wondered...

...how people (cavemen and such) in the very very beggining might have acted when someone took the first shit in the history of the world? i wonder if they thought they were losing their insides or something. or maybe they didnt know wtf was going on and that they were supposed to let it out. or cutting there hair? how would they know if it would hurt or not?
and all these first time in history things...
maybe they learned by trial and error.

personally i woulda been scared shitless if i felt something trying to push its way out of my body if i havent heard anything like it before happeneing to someone else.
lol

opinions? or stupid topic?


Posted by jinxed84 on Mar-24-2003 00:15:

wow...


Posted by Dave Albert on Mar-24-2003 00:39:

lol


Posted by court-jester on Mar-24-2003 00:47:

u shit as a small kid so it becomes natural for you when u grow up. its not like u have the capacity to wonder about ur shit when ur a baby you just accept it...


Posted by Turbonium on Mar-24-2003 00:52:

LOL, this reminds me...

In grade 4, this kid told me that cavemen learned how to have sex when they dug up two skeletons embracing each other...

I told the kid to stfu...


Posted by Martin McG on Mar-24-2003 00:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
LOL, this reminds me...

In grade 4, this kid told me that cavemen learned how to have sex when they dug up two skeletons embracing each other...

I told the kid to stfu...


LOL nice reply to the kid


Posted by Trazedict on Mar-24-2003 01:31:

hahahahaha


Posted by trancEyes22 on Mar-24-2003 01:32:

lol it'd be the same as when you took your first shit. did you think your insides were falling out???


Posted by BTG on Mar-24-2003 01:37:

quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
lol it'd be the same as when you took your first shit. did you think your insides were falling out???


i dont think anyone remembers their first shit.

except for me.

man was it crazy.


Posted by Vanilla on Mar-24-2003 01:38:

Well cavemen were more animalistic in nature than we are so they probably did not care in the slightest.


Posted by LKD on Mar-24-2003 01:38:

have u ever wondered how the hell caveman thought of pickin up a sharp object to kill his prey...


wait .for that matter..did caveman ever jack off???


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-24-2003 01:41:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
have u ever wondered how the hell caveman thought of pickin up a sharp object to kill his prey...


wait .for that matter..did caveman ever jack off???


Chimps jack off....


Posted by BTG on Mar-24-2003 01:41:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
wait .for that matter..did caveman ever jack off???


Probably not, women were sluts back then...cause they didn't know anybetter


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-24-2003 01:42:

quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
lol it'd be the same as when you took your first shit. did you think your insides were falling out???




"Girls don't poop." Everyone knows that.

That was a shirt I saw @ a thriftstore once. Damn, I should have bought it. Also I think I saw Gwen Steffani's band mate wearing it.


Posted by Rememberence_ on Mar-25-2003 16:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
LOL, this reminds me...

In grade 4, this kid told me that cavemen learned how to have sex when they dug up two skeletons embracing each other...

I told the kid to stfu...


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH "I told the kid to stfu"
fuck I love it! gold!


Posted by Fundamental on Mar-25-2003 16:35:

Re: have you ever wondered...

quote:
Originally posted by Trazedict
...how people (cavemen and such) in the very very beggining might have acted when someone took the first shit in the history of the world? i wonder if they thought they were losing their insides or something. or maybe they didnt know wtf was going on and that they were supposed to let it out. or cutting there hair? how would they know if it would hurt or not?
and all these first time in history things...
maybe they learned by trial and error.


I guess that would be true for a lot of cases. Trial and error would be the only way for them to learn.

For example, when they discovered fire they probably thought "OK... What's this? Can I eat it?" OOOWWWWW!!! "run away! run away!!!"


Posted by TranceGiant on Mar-25-2003 16:44:

I always love to imagine what it would be like if I travalled in time and show up at stone age, fully equipped with everything the average westerner middle class youth possesses today. They'd be blown away to such a huge extent...i think they'd just die of amazement and shock!

Just take the cell phone! It involves soo much invenetions and developments which would have followed throughout the next ten thousands of years: communication, satellite technology, plastic, glass, lcd screens, chips, language, entertainment (games= Snake 2 baby!!)
OMFG! I know i'd just faint if i were a cave guy

It would be awesome, Id show them how guys can smell good by using deodorant, i'd distribute t-shirts, jeans and sports shoes, play soccer with them but above all: Organzie the biggest baddest motherfucking greatest open air trance party in one of those caves or villages. Imagine how history would have devloped, had the early homo spaiens encountered the beauty of trance


Posted by sash on Mar-25-2003 16:51:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
have u ever wondered how the hell caveman thought of pickin up a sharp object to kill his prey...

you gotta watch the intro to 2001: a space odyssey

what if a mime went back in time, would the cavemen be blown away by his stuck-in-a-glass-box act?


Posted by Fundamental on Mar-25-2003 16:55:

quote:
Originally posted by sash
you gotta watch the intro to 2001: a space odyssey

what if a mime went back in time, would the cavemen be blown away by his stuck-in-a-glass-box act?


Nah... Coz they wouldn't know what glass is. So they would just think the guy's a complete fool...


Posted by sash on Mar-25-2003 17:24:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
Nah... Coz they wouldn't know what glass is. So they would just think the guy's a complete fool...


oh yeah, i didnt think of that

what if i showed them a porn dvd or something, the ones where you can switch angles and stuff


Posted by djSlain on Mar-25-2003 17:28:

quote:
Originally posted by sash
oh yeah, i didnt think of that

what if i showed them a porn dvd or something, the ones where you can switch angles and stuff


sure and then they get scared cus their insides are coming out in a brand new way


Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-25-2003 17:37:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
"Girls don't poop." Everyone knows that.


hahah this so reminds me of kevin and perry go large:

"candice and gemma, do not poo!"


Posted by vito on Mar-25-2003 22:58:


this thread is funny

it'd be cool if someone travelled back from 12,000 AD to now and brought some sweet technology, it'd be even more amazing


Posted by LKD on Mar-25-2003 23:01:

quote:
Originally posted by vito

this thread is funny

it'd be cool if someone travelled back from 12,000 AD to now and brought some sweet technology, it'd be even more amazing


the way things are goin, who knows if civilization will exist in 12000 AD



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