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When are you going to die?
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/
Apparently, I'm going to die:
March 16, 2052
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (26%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 14, 2065
at the age of 82 years old. 
Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Apparently I'll die...
August 7, 2054
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
..heheh..no fuckin way....stupid spark.com
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 30, 2073
at the age of 86 years old.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 25, 2065
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Drowning (12%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
You can expect to die on:
October 27, 2056
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (16%)
Drowning (11%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Hmm.. i really doubt i live that long with my lifestyle. 
LOL this is pretty fun to do...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 30, 2055
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
LOL shit.. i don't wanna be that old... thats too old to live... too much wasted time.. lol.. and alien abduction.. lmfao... well ive got an 8% chance @ least...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 6, 2058
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 15, 2068
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
December 8, 2046
at the age of 59 years old.
Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
ima die a youngen
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 17, 2056
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (42%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Drowning (5%)
You can expect to die on:
June 7, 2027
at the age of 45 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (13%)
Cancer (13%)
Suicide (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
November 28, 2049 at the age of 73 years old.
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
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| Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan You can expect to die on: June 7, 2027 at the age of 45 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (13%) Cancer (13%) Suicide (13%) Auto-Fellatio (11%) Electrolysis (9%) Horrible Accident (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) |
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