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Posted by jp on Mar-29-2003 16:08:

A small guide: how to shave your butt

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It's real good to employ an electric razor in this area. Less chance of cutting your self in blind areas. And the narrower profile (Braun makes a thin razor) of the cutting head is ideal for getting into the gluttial crevice (butt crack). Use the electric razor first if you plan on also using a disposable razor. Electric razors work best on dry area.

If you're going to use a disposable razore take a long, warm bath beforehand.

Before applying shaving cream, rinse area with cool water.

Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a sensitive product like Coochy Shave or Skintimate.

Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area (no pun intended).

When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. On the first stroke, go "with the grain" to remove most of the hair, then go "against the grain" for a smooth, close shave.

Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reducethe risk of infection. Ideally, give the area a second cleansing using cotton balls and rubbing alcohol.

Some people find daily applying baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation free.

Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation.

A great alternative is to use a product such as Nair or Neet. Waxing is possible, but you'll likely need an assistant. See my instruction pages for these process'.

A NOTE ABOUT SHAVING AND ACNE:

If you have acne and shave an area try both electric and safety razors to see which is more comfortable. When using a safety razor soften the hair with warm soap and water and then shave as lightly as possible - always start with a sharp blade.

Might be usefull to some of us hairy monkeys

Posted by JohnSmith on Mar-29-2003 17:16:

ah sweet, i have been looking to do this for so long! my ass is like a forest, it's gross.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-29-2003 17:23:

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Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area (no pun intended).

btw shaving ass hair and pubes = itchy as fuck

Posted by Hitman on Mar-29-2003 17:26:

If you put a lighter under your ass, all of your asshair will disappear within seconds (don't pay any attention to the sickening smell, you'll get used to it)

note: do not fart while applying this technique

note 2: can be hazardous to people with weak sphincters

note 3: do not use this technique when your asshair runs up to your
neck, may cause baldness in the wrong area.

good luck

Posted by whiskers on Mar-29-2003 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Hitman
note 3: do not use this technique when your asshair runs up to your
neck, may cause baldness in the wrong area.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

wtf... lol!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-29-2003 18:26:

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Originally posted by Hitman
(don't pay any attention to the sickening smell, you'll get used to it)

the smell of burning ass cheeks?

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-29-2003 19:19:

i have an hair butt crack but i dont want to shave it

i dont want it do go wrong and end up shaving half my ass off

Posted by SuperFarStucker on Mar-29-2003 19:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Hitman
If you put a lighter under your ass, all of your asshair will disappear within seconds (don't pay any attention to the sickening smell, you'll get used to it)

note: do not fart while applying this technique

note 2: can be hazardous to people with weak sphincters

note 3: do not use this technique when your asshair runs up to your
neck, may cause baldness in the wrong area.

good luck

oh shit i havent laughed that hard in a LONG time... LMFAO wow...

Posted by davinox on Mar-29-2003 19:23:

i like my hairy ass

Posted by BTG on Mar-29-2003 20:09:

there was a thread about why you should NOT shave your ass...
I read it, and i will never shave it because of it.

Posted by Blake613 on Mar-30-2003 00:05:

What about waxing your ass? Ouch! I think someone would have to do it for you.

Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-30-2003 00:09:

Posted by montie on Mar-30-2003 03:16:

hahaha
coochy shave

Posted by JM on Mar-30-2003 04:29:

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Originally posted by JohnSmith
ah sweet, i have been looking to do this for so long! my ass is like a forest, it's gross.

hahahhah....

OK. warning about NAIR on your ass! FOLLOW DIRECTIONS - DO NOT USE ON YOUR BUTT CRACK!!!!!

just trust me on this one. oh the pain, the burning

resort to shaving, or waxing if you must get rid of that hair.

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike

btw shaving ass hair and pubes = itchy as fuck

not necessarily. just keep up on the shaving at LEAST once a week and you're good to go

>JM<

Posted by AnGeLicK on Mar-30-2003 06:33:

i am left speechless

Posted by extulas on Mar-30-2003 07:33:

Re: A small guide: how to shave your butt

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Originally posted by jploveparade
Might be usefull to some of us hairy monkeys

Like me:

EFR is a clan that I hate. (Please dont say I have asshairs liek a bear! )

Posted by DiS on Mar-30-2003 08:26:

LoL.
Hitman...gold!! That post is gold!!!

Shave my ass??? Are you people nuts? I am PROUD of it!
Nothing shows masculinity better than thick and dense assforest.

ALright! I'm going to shave my ass!
....trying...trying.....
damn it! I need help!
What is the best position for ass shaving? ooohhhh...smoothhhh

(This is he funniest thread on TA)

Posted by zero on Mar-30-2003 19:44:

Posted by cammie on Mar-30-2003 20:14:

quote:
Originally posted by JM
OK. warning about NAIR on your ass! FOLLOW DIRECTIONS - DO NOT USE ON YOUR BUTT CRACK!!!!!

>JM<

YESSSSSSSS!! The pain is excruciating! I tried NAIR once, never again! The pain, burning and iritation was so bad I had to go to my gyn for painkillers. Believe me, explaining how the inflammation happened, was embarrassing.
After that I went for a Brazillian wax. I figured it couldn't hurt any worse. After all the hair was gone, I just need to shave a couple times a week. Since my marriage, I have my husband to help with reaching the difficult parts

Posted by Nell on Mar-30-2003 20:16:

Re: Re: A small guide: how to shave your butt

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Originally posted by extulas
Like me:

EFR is a clan that I hate. (Please dont say I have asshairs liek a bear! )

you have ass hairs like a grizzly bear.

your method of removal will be a can of deodrant and a blow torch

Posted by Lira on Mar-30-2003 20:22:

Re: Re: Re: A small guide: how to shave your butt

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Originally posted by Nell
your method of removal will be a can of deodrant and a blow torch

Well, he'll sure look smoking hot after this

Posted by Hitman on Apr-08-2003 00:01:

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Originally posted by zero
ROTFLMFAO

Good technique but dangerous

It doesn't have to be. You just have to have full control over your gasses...

Posted by drizzt81 on Apr-08-2003 00:44:

is anyone in here a runner with a shaved asscrack?? I am just curious if anyone, who runs a lot, has some experience with shaving in the crack, as i am afraid of irritaion while running...

thanks

Posted by Blake613 on Apr-08-2003 05:38:

quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
is anyone in here a runner with a shaved asscrack?? I am just curious if anyone, who runs a lot, has some experience with shaving in the crack, as i am afraid of irritaion while running...

thanks

I don't shave my ass. I use Nair for men; just put it on for 5 min and hop in the shower to rinse off.

Posted by NetX on Apr-08-2003 08:19:

sometimes I wonder if I should really visit jp in a couple of days... or just blame it on the weather or something...

wtf... where did you dig out stuff like this ?
actually... i don�t really want to kno *g*

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