Humor in these terrible times part 4

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Posted by occrider on Mar-31-2003 15:05:

Humor in these terrible times part 4

If you were still sitting on the fence as to which side you should support your wait is over! Support the autobots!

National guardman changed his name to a toy
Reported by Vic Gideon
POSTED: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 11:02:13 PM
UPDATED: Friday, March 28, 2003 5:44:40 PM
CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

NEW: Optimus Prime weblog

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.
"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

"They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

"I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Mar-31-2003 18:27:

I always liked the transformers. I'm supporting this guy.

Posted by malek on Mar-31-2003 21:14:

bahahhhhahah these people fight a war???

Posted by occrider on Apr-01-2003 00:51:

If you're gonna get killed by somebody who better to kill you than optimus prime? I should change my name to omega supreme ...

Posted by EbolaCola on Apr-02-2003 02:30:

LMAO!

Posted by King_Mack on Apr-02-2003 06:41:

hahaha is this for real? lol thats hilarious!!

Posted by biznology on Apr-02-2003 18:00:

Re: Humor in these terrible times part 4

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
If you were still sitting on the fence as to which side you should support your wait is over! Support the autobots!

National guardman changed his name to a toy
Reported by Vic Gideon
POSTED: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 11:02:13 PM
UPDATED: Friday, March 28, 2003 5:44:40 PM
CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

NEW: Optimus Prime weblog

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.
"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

"They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

"I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828

the best april fools joke ive seen- a day early, and true nonetheless! haha|

Posted by occrider on Apr-02-2003 19:31:

Re: Re: Humor in these terrible times part 4

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
the best april fools joke ive seen- a day early, and true nonetheless! haha|

What makes it golden to me is the insistence of the newspaper to refer to him as "prime" as opposed to his real last name.

Posted by biznology on Apr-03-2003 14:55:

Re: Re: Re: Humor in these terrible times part 4

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
What makes it golden to me is the insistence of the newspaper to refer to him as "prime" as opposed to his real last name.

but does he morph into a giant semi to transport troops and equipment! that prolly disappointed US generals|

Posted by DaveSZ on Apr-03-2003 15:07:

I'll bet he really wins over some gals heart with that name. "Would you like a drink, oh by the way-

I am Optimus Prime commander of the Autobots."