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A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following
> items:
>
> 1 Bar of Soap
> 1 Toothbrush
> >> > > > > >> >1 Tube of toothpaste
> >> > > > > >> >1 loaf of bread
> >> > > > > >> >1 pint of milk
> >> > > > > >> >1 apple
> >> > > > > >> >1 banana
> >> > > > > >> >1 orange
> >> > > > > >> >1 plum
> >> > > > > >> >1 grapefruit
> >> > > > > >> >1 tomato
> >> > > > > >> >1 lettuce
> >> > > > > >> >1 cabbage
> >> > > > > >> >1 baking potato
> >> > > > > >> >1 kraft single
> >> > > > > >> >1 samosa
> >> > > > > >> >1 vegetable pakora
> >> > > > > >> >1 muesli bar
> >> > > > > >> >1 pie
> >> > > > > >> >1 frozen pizza
> >> > > > > >> >1 single frozen dinner
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the
> >> > > > > >> >shoulder.
> >>He
> >> > is
> >> > > > > >>carrying
a
basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some
Wagon
wheels.
As
she
turns he smiles at her and says,
Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
How did you guess?"
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >"Because you're minging"
> >> > >
nice pick up line. Hopefully it will work if that type of girl takes pickup lines as a joke so you can laugh about it later while your back is facing thr celiling
wtf is minging?
minging means ugly ****** lol
thats a beat mean
garanteed slap
removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall:
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,
"Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,
"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're ugly"
lol
ok, now it's funny
stupid brit-speak 
i had never heard the word minging before either. i thought it was a typo. learn something new everyday...
lol
g00d one!!
LOL!!
haha
...
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| Originally posted by JohnSmith removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall: A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap 1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 single frozen dinner The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're ugly" |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Nou Thats stupid, you could have cut out the rest and said "Your single because your eating crap and ugly" New Joke: Girl is in store with cart filled with junk food. Guy says "Your single?" Girl goes "Yea, how you know?" Guy goes "Your ugly and your eating crap" THEE END. |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Nou Thats stupid, you could have cut out the rest and said "Your single because your eating crap and ugly" New Joke: Girl is in store with cart filled with junk food. Guy says "Your single?" Girl goes "Yea, how you know?" Guy goes "Your ugly and your eating crap" THEE END. |
And the point of bumping this thread was.....
your joke is not funny. please try again.
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| Originally posted by Radagast ... |
i found it funny 
ah well, guess it's the British humour!
and btw, the junk food is nothin to do with it
| quote: |
| Originally posted by JohnSmith "Single, eh?" |
haha pretty funny. I was a little lost at first with the minging word but I like it. I might use that someday HAHA
minging is a word that should be used universally. i think its a more descriptive word than ugly!
Yeah, it's a little onomatopoeiac as well (probs spelt wrong!)... really captures the essence of the word!
can you tell i've been doing english essays? 
so how do you pronounce minging?
like minge-ing or ming-ing?
i think the point of the joke is that it doesn't really matter what a woman does, guys will always use her looks to judge her
| quote: |
| Originally posted by JohnSmith As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're ugly" |
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