I'm at work.

I sit next to the receptionist.

I just farted.

It smells really bad.

She fell off her chair.

I think she's dead.

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Originally posted by sooper I'm at work. I sit next to the receptionist. I just farted. It smells really bad. She fell off her chair. I think she's dead.

I see we're having a productive day?

sooper do they hire at your place, cause it seems like a fun place to work :P I could use a farter with my burping skills, makes a great duo

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Originally posted by ahlamalek sooper do they hire at your place, cause it seems like a fun place to work :P I could use a farter with my burping skills, makes a great duo

Unfortunately, they are not hiring at this time.

But I do a bit of amateur trance production - how do ya feel about a fart/burp percussive track within a new tune?

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Originally posted by sooper Unfortunately, they are not hiring at this time. But I do a bit of amateur trance production - how do ya feel about a fart/burp percussive track within a new tune?

The truly sad thing is that there are people who actually do this. I mean there are ACTUAL tracks out there like this, I distinctly remember a vomit track from the modding days.

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Originally posted by DigiNut The truly sad thing is that there are people who actually do this. I mean there are ACTUAL tracks out there like this, I distinctly remember a vomit track from the modding days.

Are you serious?!
I mean, I can understand why people like me would wanna make pillows and desk chairs out of silicon breasts implants sewed into bra cups, but vomit tracks?!

Some people are just sick.

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Originally posted by sooper Are you serious?! I mean, I can understand why people like me would wanna make pillows and desk chairs out of silicon breasts implants sewed into bra cups, but vomit tracks?! Some people are just sick.

I think your coffee break is over.

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Originally posted by DigiNut I think your coffee break is over.

They don't let me drink coffee, cause then things get out of hand.

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Originally posted by sooper They don't let me drink coffee, cause then things get out of hand.

I'm starting to get the feeling it doesn't ever get out of your hand.

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'm starting to get the feeling it doesn't ever get out of your hand.

What? My penis?
It does...on thursdays.

Do you know what the difference between a woman and a walrus is?

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Originally posted by sooper Do you know what the difference between a woman and a walrus is?

Do I want to?

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Originally posted by DigiNut Do I want to?

Yes - Yes you do.

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