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| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
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"Is that a lioness? Is that a lioness in that bush? Here, h-hold my arm, IS THAT A LIONESS?" |
"If you all are good tonight, we'll play a game I invented. You turn off all the lights in the building here first off, and then we start the game. The game is called 'Who's in my mouth'".
"I have a new slogan: whatever happens in Vegas and I see it, I'm telling everybody"
"I don't host parties, I like to go to parties. Because everytime you host a party you end up walking around the whole night going 'what the fuck did they take?' Here's the other reason I don't have parties: whenever you have a party, something always breaks that's not easy to fix. Like somebody comes out of your kitchen and they're like 'Hey dude your refridgerator door came off'"
"Why do people still say 'cheese' when taking a picture? Was there ever a time when taking pictures and talking about cheese was 'the shit'?"
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