you know, those that will make you laugh and feel bad for laughing at the same time

im off to work so ill just copy/paste 2 of them and i'd love to see what will you come up with

Q. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A pedophile.


Q.What's the number one cause of pedophelia?
A.Sexy children...

lol

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Q: Why's it so small? (in relation to miniature granola bar)
A: Thats what she said

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Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

Q: What's the good thing about f***ing twenty four year olds?

A: There's twenty of them!

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Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?















































A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Why did the Al Qaeda wanted couple of mentally retarded women?









































To strap couple of suicide bomber vests on them

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by jennypie Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her? A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Old but good.

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Originally posted by cenik Old but good.

Yeah, it's the worst joke I know, lol.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?
A: Cause she was a woman!



Q: Why Couldn't Ray Charles Read?
A: Cause he was black!

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Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?

A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.

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Originally posted by Rodrico Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox? A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.

Damn!

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Originally posted by Rodrico Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox? A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.

LOL


Omg im going to hell

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