There's a cartoon I once saw that was similar to that (sort of) about a guy walking past three girls, he would ask each girl out and they would in one way or another "crush" him until the end where he would walk up to the last girl and say "I have money" and then she says "I love you" The End.
Btw, that site RULES!
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Dec-06-2002 04:58
Swamper
Webmonstah
Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Toronto, Canada
That is the site of the day:
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores have identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1) The guy is gay
2) The guy does not find you attractive.
3) The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
^^^ SO TRUE!!!!!!
LOL!!!
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Dec-06-2002 06:44
brunette
viaggiatore
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Europe
quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
That is the site of the day:
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe................ etc
true.. there is no way a man and a woman can be friends..
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Dec-06-2002 15:00
mute79
..:culture vulture:..
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: in transit
i think a man and woman can be friend, only if they both realize that in the end it will lead to sex...
Dec-06-2002 15:06
The Highroller
ad hoc and ad lib
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Flying over the cuckoo's nest
my favourite line is
Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:
* "You're like a brother to me"
* "You're like a big teddy bear"
* "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
* "You're so nice"
* "Can you help me with my homework"
Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.
^^^ very true
Dec-06-2002 21:25
beatjunkie
..:SpinDocta:..
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: West Side's the Best Side
Hahaha, saw this on Tribe last week....
Sent it to my girlfriend who has a lot of guy friends, didn't go over to well
Dec-06-2002 21:36
redrum
tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Buffalo
this was posted on the car forum i mod, it is soooo true. anyone who isnt sure what to do in a situation w/a significant other, should just look at that for a suggestion
Dec-06-2002 21:44
quddha
the procrastinat0r
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Hehehe.... i know a guy who seems to end up on everyone's friend ladder. Sux to be him. :P Its cuz he becomes one of those overly clingy "i like you i want to spoil you" types. Major no-no. The girls all think he's a "nice" guy and would know how to treat a woman. Of course, none of them would go out with him. lol.
Originally posted by quddha
Hehehe.... i know a guy who seems to end up on everyone's friend ladder. Sux to be him. :P Its cuz he becomes one of those overly clingy "i like you i want to spoil you" types. Major no-no. The girls all think he's a "nice" guy and would know how to treat a woman. Of course, none of them would go out with him. lol.
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Dec-07-2002 07:41
Avenjah
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2001
Location:
Favourite quote that sums it all up ...
"Intellectual whores:
As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I think it is just nature. But I also think women who are this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are just trying to earn an honest living."