Who's the hottest guy in pop music? Steamie Wonder.
Which reminds me, have you seen his new car? Neither has he.
How do sheep keep warm? Central Bleating
What happens if you Pocahontas? It pokes you right back!
Whats got six legs and swims? Three ducks
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quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time.
There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'
May-13-2005 20:51
dex316
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Nottingham
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie_
I ate a ploughmans lunch the other day
He wasnt very happy.
thats rubbish yet sooo funny
May-13-2005 22:49
shades_of_gray
Ninety Nine Addict.......
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yeovil, Somerset
a blacksmiths dog.....you kick him up the ass he will make a "bolt" for the door
did you hear about the magic tractor.....it turned into a field