1. Only in Canada......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in Canada.....do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in Canada......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in Canada......do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in Canada.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
You know you're from Canada when ...
-You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
-You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
-Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
-You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
-You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
-You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
-You head south to go to your cottage.
-The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
-You can play road hockey on skates.
-You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
-The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
-You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
-You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
For the ppl form Canada
True or not?
Sandman
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Jan-27-2002 15:28
Mr.Mystery
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
Well, if you think that applies ONLY in Canada, you obviously haven't been to Finland
hahaha true true.. but really.. you could just put usa instead of canada and you'd have the same joke.
easily relatable. hehe
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9. Only in Canada.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
muah it works on so many levels.
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Jan-28-2002 00:04
Trance4Eternity
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Traveling through my Cerebral Cortex .
Originally posted by inatrance it looks to me as if you took an "only in America" and changed the america to canada, but I will let you pretend
same here.. you know that you're a canadien, when you pretend to be an american...
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Jan-30-2002 22:31
fastmp3
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Montreal/Canada & Casablanca/Morocco (the ROOTS of TRANCE)
Re: Only in Canada
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Originally posted by Sandman 3. Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
hahahaha this one is soooooooo fucking true
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Jan-31-2002 03:26
inatrance
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
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same here.. you know that you're a canadien, when you pretend to be an american...
harhar!! good one!! even from someone from sweden agrees with me!! all yar canadians.. sweden knows where its at
just kiddin wit ya'll!!!
USA RULES!!!
Jan-31-2002 03:31
fruktsoppa
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Stockholm Sweden
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Originally posted by inatrance
harhar!! good one!! even from someone from sweden agrees with me!! all yar canadians.. sweden knows where its at
just kiddin wit ya'll!!!
USA RULES!!!
but hey, it really sounds like it when he take this up..
Sweden rocks and we know what we be talking about!
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