After a long night of making love the young guy rolled
over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched
for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at
hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she
replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box
of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of
another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
'No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the
operation."

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