- What does a blonde put on her ears to make herself more attractive?
- Legs

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haha, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!
first I thought that she hade ear-rings that looked like legs, but after a sec I understood..
thx m8 fopr that one!

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HA HA HA
FUNNY,... well sorta.. but yea.. lol


i'm not like that

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by Julie_Spyder i'm not like that

If you're like this:

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yup Thats me.. thats how i look at life.. Wide and OPEN

than your eyes are more than enough to get someone's attention!

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Last edited by Cosmo on Mar-12-2002 at 19:31

I'm not sure about the proper translation, but...

- What is a blonde doing on her knees in front of the doors?
- Pulling...

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Originally posted by Cosmo If you're like this: than your eyes are more than enough to get someone's attention!

Hehe, nice. LMAO

Funny, joke btw (the 1st one). The 2nd one i don't get...

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Originally posted by vmc I'm not sure about the proper translation, but... - What is a blonde doing on her knees in front of the doors? - Pulling...

Sorry I burned that joke... Here it is:

- Why is a blonde on her knees in front of the shop doors?
- Because there's a sign 'PULL'

I hope you get it now... If not, I explain it.

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cosm - buuuurrrrrn.

ahh..blonde jokes..heh..
how does a blonde like her eggs?
-unfertilized

what's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
-one's a phoney buck

how do you confuse a blonde?
-you don't. they're born that way.

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How to make a blonde busy?
Give her a piece of paper sain' on both side: "Turn me, please"

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HAAHA oh man I loved that first joke. WHo doesn't like a good blonde joke? These are classics.

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what's the first thing a blonde does after having sex?
-opens the car door to stretch her legs.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} what's the first thing a blonde does after having sex? -opens the car door to stretch her legs.

hehehehe, classic oldie!

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