Become a part of the TranceAddict community!Frequently Asked Questions - Please read this if you haven'tSearch the forums
TranceAddict Forums > Archives > Classic old threads / Inactive Forums > Retired Forums > Humour / Funny Stuff / Cool Web Sites > Female Drivers..
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Share
Author
Thread    Post A Reply
Eugene
EURO-Hard-Trance-Addict



Registered: May 2001
Location: Maryland USA
Hello! Female Drivers..

"Smart Guy"
-----------

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In
any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life,thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off?....... I think not.


___________________

Download all my EuroHardTrance traxx & learn more about me ("Kompulsor"):
www.kompulsor.com

Old Post Jan-17-2003 02:04  Russia
Click Here to See the Profile for Eugene Click here to Send Eugene a Private Message Visit Eugene's homepage! Add Eugene to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
benfica88
MC-909 Retard



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Avalon Boston
Re: Female Drivers..

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
"Smart Guy"
-----------

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In
any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life,thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off?....... I think not.


good point


___________________
1=Evolve - Safe to Dream (Thrillseekers Remix)
2=Roland Klinenberg - Crackdown
3=Interstate - Found U
CTrance Alliance ©

Old Post Jan-17-2003 02:20  Portugal
Click Here to See the Profile for benfica88 Click here to Send benfica88 a Private Message Visit benfica88's homepage! Add benfica88 to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
TheREALMcSoni
Nu NRG Addict



Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Wiesbaden,Germany (The Numberless GTA #)

yeah nice one


___________________

Old Post Jan-17-2003 19:46  Germany
Click Here to See the Profile for TheREALMcSoni Click here to Send TheREALMcSoni a Private Message Visit TheREALMcSoni's homepage! Add TheREALMcSoni to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message

TranceAddict Forums > Archives > Classic old threads / Inactive Forums > Retired Forums > Humour / Funny Stuff / Cool Web Sites > Female Drivers..
Post New Thread    Post A Reply

 
Last Thread   Next Thread
Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackID This song please [2007] [9]

Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackDJ Virus - "All Your Base" [2002]

Show Printable Version | Subscribe to this Thread
Forum Jump:

All times are GMT. The time now is 23:21.

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
[IMG] code is ON
 
Search this Thread:

 
Contact Us - return to tranceaddict

Powered by: Trance Music & vBulletin Forums
Copyright ©2000-2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Privacy Statement / DMCA
Support TA!