http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.c...booze_rules.htm

WoW, I didnt know some of those rules

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Mind your own business!

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

And people could learn from the fact that anyone with 3 or more beers has the right of way...
Everyone's always bumping into you, causing spills, in the end, you end up with 1 or 2 full glasses, all toghether, that sux...

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81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA wtf

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Best One:

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.

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Take a trip... there's acid in my fridge...

When someone is drunk, talk to him, make him laugh, and ask him for some $$$.




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