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Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?"
"Shut up and take your feet out of your pockets
Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian?
Go ask Daddy, she'll know.
Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mommy, mommy, can I have cookies?"
"OK, but wash your hands first."
"But mommy, I don't have hands!"
"No hands, no cookies!"
Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?"
"Shut up and kiss me
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?"
"Shut up and eat your cornflakes
Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"
"Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?"
"Shut up and keep digging
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?"
"Shut up son, you'll wake your father
Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?"
"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!"
"Shut up, we only have it once a month
Daddy, Daddy! What is queer?"
Shut up and unhook my bra
Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie's ear. Billy! Let go of her ear! All right Billy, give me the ear.
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