There was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

After catching his breath, the guy said, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the jerk who pushed me in the pool!"

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Way too funny =D

I would have taken the million dollars

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If God is the answer, it must have been a very stupid question.

I would've gone for the million, then heggled(sp?) the girl for half a mil.

I win!

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LOL !!! very good one

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old...

i'd take the girl and live on her parents money for the rest of my life

Have You Found Jesus?
A drunk stumbles along a Sunday afternoon baptismal service down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stands next to the preacher.

The minister turns and notices the old drunk, and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher. I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks.

"No, I didn't!" replies the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and asks, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, then brings him out of the water and asks in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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Originally posted by Dmatrox The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

LOL brilliant!

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That is funny....good stuff.

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