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Azz3D
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A clever one

A man goes to a fortune teller, and the fortune teller tells him he will kill 6 million people sometime in the future. While he was coming back, looking sad and depressed, he sees a child drowning in a river.

He then says to himself "if I'm going to kill six million souls, then let me save one." So he goes ahead and saves the little boy. The boy's mother then steps in and says, "Adolf, say thank you to this brave gentleman..."

not really a joke, but something to think about eh?


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Creamfields23
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LOL, good one I will keep this one in my mind

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:P :P :P


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Halcyon+On+On
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Hitler actually only ever killed 1 person for the records - he shot his (former, of course) head of security when he found him in bed with another man.


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Azz3D
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On


Hitler actually only ever killed 1 person for the records - he shot his (former, of course) head of security when he found him in bed with another man.


what about killing himself?


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to lazy to read all that

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Romain
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quote:
Originally posted by Azz3D
what about killing himself?


his greatest murder. should have done it earlier though.


good one.


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