Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

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"life moves pretty fast...if you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" -- Ferris Bueller

hehe

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Down under is great, oh so is Australia

lol!!!!
didn't realize that...... no wonder I'm not getting any further.....

I'll start kissing ass right now!!!!!

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some interesting advice for the future of my career

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S E X U A L F A V O U R S = 19 5 24 21 1 12 6 1 22 15 21 18 19 = 184%


!!! !!!

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TRANCE RULES.

haha thats great

ok... this is smashing...

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I N T E G R I T Y = 9+14+20+5+7+18+9+20+24 = 126%

P L A G I A R I S M = 16+12+1+7+9+1+18+9+19+13 = 105%

so if you dont want to ass kiss, and you dont have the time for integrity, you can always plagiarize; It takes less work than bullshitting and gives you better results

Sorry but I had to add this one:

COCKSUCKER = 108%

"If you want to go up in the company, you gotta go down"

LOL

TP

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I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Swear and Sweat by it.

lol!that's funny

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ARE YOU PREPARED TO DRINK THE DARK NECTAR?
(Dark Nebula - Dark Nectar)

that rule is soooo true!

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Jimmy, did you come up with that yourself or did you find that somewhere, cause if you did, nice imagination, if not, it's still damn good

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Trance is a drug, once you experience it, you're addicted!!