1 If you farted continuously for 9 yr. 6 months you would create enough energy to build an atomic bomb
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It's impossible to lick your elbow.
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The Bible has been translated into Klingon
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
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If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white
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A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
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All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp FIcton" are stuck on 4:20
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The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
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Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland
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Everyday more money is printed for Monopoly than than US treasury
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The word "samba" means "to rub navels together.
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes
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Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur
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All is not lost until nothing can be found

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Originally posted by AcidAngel 11. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together.

It does? I'm Brazilian and I didn't know that In fact, it would be a quite weird name for samba, since people dance it far from each other... oh well

the lickin the elbow is possible, my friend can do it, when he gets his webcam in a few weeks, i'll post a picture

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ the lickin the elbow is possible, my friend can do it, when he gets his webcam in a few weeks, i'll post a picture

Please do so

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Originally posted by AcidAngel If you farted continuously for 9 yr. 6 months you would create enough energy to build an atomic bomb

OK, people, lets get to work...

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i cant lick my elbow...its so far away

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Originally posted by tranceaddict991 i cant lick my elbow...its so far away

Don't worry, let a girl do it for you. And other places you can't reach

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Originally posted by AcidAngel 12 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes

I am way above the average. It takes me like 2 hours. I toss and turn all night.

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Originally posted by AcidAngel If you farted continuously for 9 yr. 6 months you would create

HEHE

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Originally posted by jploveparade Don't worry, let a girl do it for you. And other places you can't reach

lol, good idea!

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I can't lick my elbow...then my gf will
my elbow needs it...

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Originally posted by Hi-Voltage I can't lick my elbow...then my gf will my elbow needs it...

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