Dont know you that well, but my drunk ass saw it was your day. So make it a good 1

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Happy bday furious steak

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My Mixes

there once was a man called dom
who could do great limericks
but i can't, so piss off



happy birthday, going to waste one of my 300 free texts a month sending u this (and hopefully waking you up too lol) have a good un matey

Now you're old. All your songs have been sung,
And worse yet, all your springs have been sprung.
Could you go around twice,
You should heed the advice
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're young."




happy b'day


(heather covers her eyes)

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All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines

This post is better than your post

happy birthday mofo!

Happy Birthday Streakers!!!!!!!!

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aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire

There once was a woman called carolina
She was worried about the shape of her vagina
Gerald who was very formal
said it wasnt in the least bit abnormal
But derek said it looked like the great wall of China

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EDM Blog
Hybrid - Break My Soul + Mixes
BT - These Hopeful Machines
Gorillaz - Stylo

A circus midget named Pitts
Was subject to passionate fits;
But his pleasure in life, was to suck off his wife
While he swung, by his knees, from her tits.

Happy birthday Dom, you Natalie Portman addict!

Happy birthday once again

happy bday malaka!

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Lol thanks everyone. I'm gonna give everyone an 8/10 for their limericks, coz they made me laugh.

I wanna say happy birthday to Robin, coz his Birthday is today and he didn't get a thread (that I saw), so happy bday Robsey!

And also my nan, who's 71 today lol.

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Happy birthday to the Supreme Natalie Portman addict.