Registered: May 2001
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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Undersea City
By Renegade
There was once a boy called Richard. He had a younger brother called Trevor and a sister about his age called Anne. It so happened that one day they were all walking in the park. It was for Trevors benefit because he wanted to feed the ducks.
They kept on walking until they came to what they thought was the pond. "Well here we are" said Anne. Right after the words came out of her mouth, a bluey green ray hit them, and carried them at a tremendous speed. It didn't take long to get from where they were to wherever they were going. The ray seemed to stop somewhere in the sea. They all fell down on top of each other.
"Great, now where are we?"
"Well at least it's better than landing in in something's mouth" said Anne.
"Ah, I don't really like saying this but......"
"Well!"
"WE DID LAND IN SOMETHING'S MOUTH!!!"
"Yikes"
They ran as fast as they could, being chased by a terrible slime monster, as least [sic] 50 times bigger than them.
"Come in here, it's really our only hope."
The moneter ran right past them. They ran into some sort of base. Before they had even been in there for two seconds a ghost blocked their path.
"You must fight me for your freedom, or guess the word of death."
"We will guess the word of death."
"What is it: harmony or hammy?"
"Harmony."
The ghost disappeared in a puff of smoke. Behind the smoke was a blue green ray like the one they came here in. They stepped into the ray and were sent back home.
The End.
Comments please....
Apr-12-2002 12:02
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
(The following is true story but is not based on events within the chillout forum and is not directed at you renegade )
The Evil Thread
by DuMonde TrAnCeR
There once was a nice little bloke called ste who liked to talk about trance on a forum. he enjoyed it there and it brought great merth and merryment. but one day and evil force appeared known only as "southern sun" which drove evil retarded newbies in their thousands to post endless mindnumbing threads about there new master "southern sun". ste tried to warn the newbies but he was powerless as the evil guard of the forums known only as "neo" hindered ste's attempt to warn the newbies or knock them out of their stupifying trance. ste got really worried and angry that this "southern sun" had caused so much havoc among the all the newbies he controlled. ste almost when crazy but evenetually a hero form the mist called dj nielsen came to the reascue and destroyed the "southern sun's" crappy-post-doomsday-weapon and all was well. but the destruction of this machine just lead to the once possessed newbies to jsut start posting complete random jibber and post the crappest threads ever! ste went crazy and attackted all the newbies to knock some sense into them, but he cudnt fend them all off and was beaten into a coma with crappy threads by a load of zombified newbies. the end.
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
Here's another one.
Be careful though, if you have a faint heart you'd better not read this one, because it's bone-chilling:
The Haunted Boat
By Renegade
One day in June about 3:27 a boat was sailing in the sea this is what was happing but now it is 3:31. Now the sun was completely hidden behind the clouds. The waves were reaching up the sides of the boat and onto the deck. The deck was as slipery as a stone in a river. The water was as frothy as a bottle of shampane that had just been shacken. The water was reaching as high as fifteen standing on top of each other. It was as dark as midnight exepet you couldn't see any stars. Then something rocked the slightly from underneath. They thought they could see something moveing under the water. It looked sort of grey most people thought it was a shark followd by a bigger creture, it looked a scaley green about 75 times bigger than the other anumal but the that one was thirty meters long. The boat was rocking back and forth. Lots of gaurds jumed over buard. But they didn't come back up.
Apr-12-2002 14:14
Renegade
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
PS: I probably should mention that, no, I'm not on drugs, and that these were stories I wrote in primary school. Been cleaning up my room and found them then - and there's plenty more on the way I hope as I dig deeper into the mess in my cupboard.
Well. I find it amusing anyway.
Apr-12-2002 16:15
torontotrance
I hath returned
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
NO PRIZES FOR ANY OF YOU!........true...your work is decent but NOT GREAT ENUF TO BE EVEN CONSIDERED.
Apr-12-2002 16:52
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
heresmy story
by Vivid Boy
Once upon a time there was this dude and he was driving his civic around town and then some aliens came out of nowhere and like zapped him with like umm a LASER YEAH! A HUGE FUCKIN LASER!!! and his MUFFLER fell off....so the guy looked at it and he was like "EH OH ALIEN DUDE WTF DID U DO TO MY CIVIC" and then the car exploded and the guy wigged out yeah but but but but then then darth vader came out of nowhere and was like "yo dude im ur FATHER" and the dude looked at his car and he goes "Pops can u buy me a new civic then?" and darth was like "Fuck you i got a life saver unguard" and the dude was like "WHoa DUDE Dad i thought u loved me...I cant fight my own dad its just fucked up" but darth flung himself at the dude and the ALIEN watched....and somehow the dude beat hhis dad YEAH he beat him with the fallen of Exhaust Pipe from his car OH man that was cool...so then he was like "DUde I just killed my dad like this is fucked" after that the dude started calling off his fights smoking crack and then one day he won a new civic in a radio contest...so like he was all happy and he thought back to the day he fought his dad and hes like OH SHIT THE ALIEN IS STILL AROUND! so like he jumped in his NEW AND IMPROVED CIvic and headed to APACHE BURGERS (aliens always hang out there) and dude he got there and he saw like millions of aliens there and he was like "oh shit dude what am i gonna do?" there was also a fish tank with sharks...YEAH SHARks with umm LASERS ON THEIR HEAD!!!...so like the dude was scared i would be to...and he just yelled out "ALIEN DUDE U MADE ME FIGHT AND KILL MY DAD MAN THATS NOT NICE!!!" and the alien dude popped out of from behind him wearing a bandana and baggy jeans and badass sunglassess and then rock n roll music started playing out ofnowhere so like the dude starts punching the alien...AND THE MUSIC GETS LOUDER!!! but the alien was too powerful for that and unleashes one of the sharks with lasers on his head...so like it starts zapping the dude in the butt...AND THE MUSIC GETS LOUDER!!!! and the alien is like "Yo wtf wheres that music coming from" and then at that moment a umm ummm A NINJA COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HES HOLDING THE GUITAR!!!!! AND HE HITS THE STRING AS HARD AS HE CAN AND THE ALIENS HEAD BLOWS UP!!!!!!! and ythen the ninja jumps into the air back to his secret hide out...the DUDE finally rips the laser off the sharks head and zaps the shark and the shark is now DEAD!!!!! and the dude gets back into his civic and drives away and finds two bitches to drive home and makes babies with them
LMAO @ vivid's story... man you got issues... .you're the kind of guy i'd want to give you your own radio show
more stories from Vivid!
Renegade: i am glad to hear they are from your youth.... i was going to say... either you are very drunk or someone hacked your account... the usual well-spoken and intelligent Renegade was slurring, not spelling anything correctly, and writing these pathetic stories... then again, they are pretty impressive for elementary school. I was learning to pick my nose in 6th grade!
Cheers!
-ABT-
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Peace.
Apr-12-2002 18:50
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
heresmy story
by Vivid Boy
Once upon a time there was this dude and he was driving his civic around town and then some aliens came out of nowhere and like zapped him with like umm a LASER YEAH! A HUGE FUCKIN LASER!!! and his MUFFLER fell off....so the guy looked at it and he was like "EH OH ALIEN DUDE WTF DID U DO TO MY CIVIC" and then the car exploded and the guy wigged out yeah but but but but then then darth vader came out of nowhere and was like "yo dude im ur FATHER" and the dude looked at his car and he goes "Pops can u buy me a new civic then?" and darth was like "Fuck you i got a life saver unguard" and the dude was like "WHoa DUDE Dad i thought u loved me...I cant fight my own dad its just fucked up" but darth flung himself at the dude and the ALIEN watched....and somehow the dude beat hhis dad YEAH he beat him with the fallen of Exhaust Pipe from his car OH man that was cool...so then he was like "DUde I just killed my dad like this is fucked" after that the dude started calling off his fights smoking crack and then one day he won a new civic in a radio contest...so like he was all happy and he thought back to the day he fought his dad and hes like OH SHIT THE ALIEN IS STILL AROUND! so like he jumped in his NEW AND IMPROVED CIvic and headed to APACHE BURGERS (aliens always hang out there) and dude he got there and he saw like millions of aliens there and he was like "oh shit dude what am i gonna do?" there was also a fish tank with sharks...YEAH SHARks with umm LASERS ON THEIR HEAD!!!...so like the dude was scared i would be to...and he just yelled out "ALIEN DUDE U MADE ME FIGHT AND KILL MY DAD MAN THATS NOT NICE!!!" and the alien dude popped out of from behind him wearing a bandana and baggy jeans and badass sunglassess and then rock n roll music started playing out ofnowhere so like the dude starts punching the alien...AND THE MUSIC GETS LOUDER!!! but the alien was too powerful for that and unleashes one of the sharks with lasers on his head...so like it starts zapping the dude in the butt...AND THE MUSIC GETS LOUDER!!!! and the alien is like "Yo wtf wheres that music coming from" and then at that moment a umm ummm A NINJA COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HES HOLDING THE GUITAR!!!!! AND HE HITS THE STRING AS HARD AS HE CAN AND THE ALIENS HEAD BLOWS UP!!!!!!! and ythen the ninja jumps into the air back to his secret hide out...the DUDE finally rips the laser off the sharks head and zaps the shark and the shark is now DEAD!!!!! and the dude gets back into his civic and drives away and finds two bitches to drive home and makes babies with them
THE END
i think vivids wins
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