=================MY PARODY: INTERNATINOAL PORNSTAR================




I'm the son of a 3rd generation pooooorn star
Been married 10 years to the farmer's 12 year old daughter
i'm a pimp fearin' hard humpin' woman plower
hoggino' up th bed on my h-h-h-ooker
****in' ****in' ****in' 5 miles an hour
I'M AN INTERNATIONAL PORNSTAR!!!

Three gallons of jiz sprayed on her faaaace
bangin' on some 500 bounder
I got an extra large condom layin' in my waaaaalet
i'm late to work, horny ass bitch
pull out my **** stick it up her butttt

Maybe using a scented douche
that pussy better be hella cleeeeeean
excuse me for tryin' to do a little girl
i'm gettin' old and my dick WON'T work
If you don't like the way i'm humpin'
get back on your dad again
otherwise bend over and open up
and quit buying the small condoms

Chorus:

I'm the son of a 3rd generation pooooooorn star
Been married 10 years to the farmer's 12 year old daughter
I got 2 boys in the county for a rape
I'm a lifestime sponser of the pedophile A
Hey! That's what I bang
I bang alot of babes for a little pay
but I' proud to say
i'm a pimp fearin' hard humpin' woman plower
hoggin' up th bed on my h-h-h-ooker
****in' ****in' ****in' 5 miles an hour
I'M AN INTERNATIONAL PORNSTAR!!!

Well you know you got your own booooyyyyyyyfriend
but apparently he's bad in bed
her big-ass and my long **** ain't goin' any faster
so just smile and wave and tip your hat
to the man ****ing the hooker

Chorus:

I'm the son of a 3rd generation pooooooorn star
Been married 10 years to the farmer's 12 year old daughter
I got 2 boys in the county for a rape
I'm a lifestime sponser of the pedophile A
Hey! That's what I bang
I bang alot of babes for a little pay

i'm a pimp fearin' hard humpin' woman plower
hoggino' up th bed on my h-h-h-ooker
****in' ****in' ****in' 5 miles an hour
I'M AN INTERNATIONAL PORNSTAR!!!


i'm a pimp fearin' hard humpin' woman plower
hoggin' up th bed on my h-h-h-ooker
****in' ****in' ****in' 5 miles an hour
I'M AN INTERNATIONAL PORNSTAR!!!


=================ORIGINAL LYRICS: INTERNATINOAL HARVESTER================
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b52SDopaMZY
I’m the son of a 3rd generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to the farmer’s daughter
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

Three miles of cars layin’ on their horns
Fallin’ on deaf ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Of late to work road raged jerks
Shoutin’ obscene words flippin’ me the bird

Well you may be on a state paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin’ to do my job
But this year ain’t been no bumper crop
If you don’t like the way I’m a drivin’
Get back on the interstate
Otherwise sit tight and be nice
And quit yer honkin’ at me that way

Chorus:
Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to a farmer’s daughter
I got 2 boys in the county 4-H
I’m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That’s what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my a p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

Well I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin’ me ain’t savin’ no time hoss
This big-wheeled wide load ain’t goin’ any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the man up on the tractor

Chorus:
Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to a farmer’s daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I’m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That’s what I make
I make a lot of hay for a little pay
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester

I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester