You're going to end up knocking up some girl named Maria De Los Angeles.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

you're going to end up with swine flu

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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You're going to end up in an institute performing medical experiments on mentally unstable people.

Oh wait..

you're going to be ********

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a la puta!! el ******** va venir a Mexico a ensenarme ingles.

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Originally posted by ******** I'll only teach in china if they pay my flight - and that isn't likely from the schools that have contacted me so far. As the flight cost is like months of salary. Although apparently I'm suppose to teach english to taiwanese (online).. if the other offer goes ahead. Doesn't pay much but it'd be a little extra income if I were in a low CPI/CLI country. Teaching in asia is highly unlikely at this point. Actually this spot is mint if it is authentic as it is on the caribean.

But if you get over there you get good per diem along with your paying job.

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Originally posted by ******** So it looks like I was hired again... but once again I'm wondering if it is the real. Just thought I'd start a poll.. Will I actually end up teaching English in Mexico at this place or not?

buy some anal lube, might come in handy

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Originally posted by ******** So it looks like I was hired again... but once again I'm wondering if it is the real.

This order of "the real" is not only opposed to the imaginary but is also located beyond the symbolic. Unlike the symbolic, which is constituted in terms of oppositions such as "presence" and "absence", there is no absence in the real. The symbolic opposition between "presence" and "absence" implies the possibility that something may be missing from the symbolic, the real is "always in its place: it carries it glued to its heel, ignorant of what might exile it from there." If the symbolic is a set of differentiated signifiers, the real is in itself undifferentiated: "it is without fissure." The symbolic introduces "a cut in the real," in the process of signification: "it is the world of words that creates the world of things." Thus the real emerges as that which is outside language: "it is that which resists symbolization absolutely." The real is impossible because it is impossible to imagine, impossible to integrate into the symbolic order. This character of impossibility and resistance to symbolization lends the real its traumatic quality.

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with such a sterling resume, why do you doubt the legitimacy of your job offers?

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congratulations on making a decent resume

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lol what is this?

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear congratulations on making a decent resume

I still can't think of anyone who would hire him.

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lol what is this?

We have asked this before. Nobody knows, but apparently it's absurdly necessary to keep it on his resume.

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