Post some funny convos.

Best one I've had.

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you a horny girl? You: yeessss Stranger: Stranger: whats your name? You: Melissa You: wanna cyber Stranger: sure Stranger: cute name Stranger: im jack Stranger: where you from? You: Ny You: omg start me off i think I'm gonna start rubbing myself Stranger: ok Stranger: what do you look like? You: you want a picture? Stranger: if you have one Stranger: i have one of me You: ok hold on You: send me yours Stranger: sorry about the myspace angle :3 Stranger: http://img32.**************/img32/8889/1199236883f.jpg You: here's meee You: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos...885148_8491.jpg Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: you are hottt. You: thanks ;] Stranger: what are you wearing, babe You: boy shorts and a tank top Stranger: mmm Stranger: god im so hard right now.. You: lol tell me what you're doing to me Stranger: im kissing your neck, while my hands slide up under your top, squeezing your tits.. You: ummmmm You: slow down though You: let's build thus up You: i like what's happeneing on my neck ;] Stranger: you do huh You: yeah baby You: i love it Stranger: im kissing your neck, playfully biting your skin Stranger: my hand resting on your thigh You: ahhh You: i'm tugging on your hair You: biting your neck back Stranger: grrowl Stranger: i run a hand through your hair, as i continue kissing your neck Stranger: my other hand beginning to tickle your knees and inner thighs You: UMMMMM You: my nails are running down your back You: I move your hand over my tummy Stranger: i gently trace circles around your navel with my finger Stranger: as i begin to kiss you with more passion Stranger: the edges of my teeth pricking your neck You: yummm You: i like you already Stranger: Stranger: i hope you dont mind im touching myself.. You: not at all You: pretend it's me You: ;} Stranger: ok You: I'm scratching your chest and I take off your shirt Stranger: breathing heavily, i hold you close and kiss you forcefully Stranger: hands pulling at the fabric of your tanktop You: ummm You: Omg I'm wet Stranger: was that me You: yessssss Stranger: is there a bra under that tanktop? You: no there isn't ;} Stranger: is it time i freed the twins? You: I think so hehe Stranger: i slowly pull your tank top up off Stranger: revealing your perfect tits Stranger: my hands on your back, i take one of your nipples into my mouth and nibble and suck on it gently You: UMMMMMMMM You: OMG! Stranger: is that good? You: sooooo good baby Stranger: feeling your nipple harden on my tongue i move to the other Stranger: biting and twisting hard until you squeal You: ahhhh You: I push you back onto the bed You: and mount you Stranger: you feel my hard cock pressing against my jeans? You: yesssss You: I grab it over the jeans You: and my tongue makes it's way down your chest You: down to the base of your waist You: my nails coming right after You: I put your hands in my panties Stranger: mmmmm You: and then I whi[ out my dick You: WAZZZZAAAMMMM Stranger: AWWWWW SHEEEEIT Stranger: nice one bro You: hahah You: no hard feelings man You: hahahahahaha Stranger: all good dude Stranger: thanks for the memories You: lol I hope you're not in a messs ove rthere You: haha it was a pleasure man

edit: haha I hope Mel doesn't get mad.

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