I once waited so long to bang this chick. Put some real work into it. she lived out of town and with some chatting convinced her to come visit me. I really never met her before but her pics turned me the fuck on. So I finally get to bang this girl for the first time and she kept complaining how much it hurt. She told me something was wrong. She then found a fuckin tampon lodged in her cooter. I was fuckin grossed right the fuck out. How did that get lodged in there in the first place?? i wanted to puke. The only way I could think that could have happened is if some other guy plowed her before me not knowing it was there and crushed it in her. Most likely he came in that tampon too. so my dick was most likely touching another mans sperm trapped in the tampon. All i kept thinking about was my dick ramming that thing and squeezing sperm into my dick hole.


god damn I almost puked that day.


anyone else got any gross stories from banging crazy dirty broads?

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Goddamn are you for real? How the fuck does someone forget they're wearing a fucking tampon?? There's a string HANGING RIGHT OUTSIDE IT!!


Did she have a huge vagina??

Oh my god. And imagine the smell! Wtf Eric didn't the smell tip you off??? Wtf.

she must have sneezed very hard and it had to grab air through her vagina and sucked everything in.


either that or god was secretly telling me she was not the one for me

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Oh my god. And imagine the smell! Wtf Eric didn't the smell tip you off??? Wtf.

i dunno what i was thinking. it was lonely times i guess

wow okay that's enough internet for today

I bet Jay has some good gross chick stories.

Hahah yeah...anyone who would tell such a story is clearly a batshit insane liar. Why would anyone think it's a good idea to share a story like that??


But let's remember it's Eric - I'm sure he's just bored.

I know I lol'ed hard.

reminds me of that story of the dude that found something in a girl's vag and saved it and cut it open or something. or was that her?

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Omg. Totally forgot about that ughhhh omgbarf!