I am hoping this will become the thread of infamous one-liners!!!!
Here's how it worx...
Think of one-liners of any kind, doesn't matter if you stole them, heard them in a movie/song/etc., just get as many as you can, check to see if it's been posted yet, and if not...POST 'EM!!!!
ALL of the one-liners you can think of!.. jokes, pickup-lines, come-backs to insults, insults, track lyrics that deserve to be here...all of those!!!!
And while you are all putting them up...i'll add some as I think of 'em.
here's a few to start --->

"why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy every minute of it"

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gun and I'm all outta gum"

"Gays get a gay-pride parade... we straights want a straight pride parade!"

"remember, 'mud' backwards is dum"

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nick shoes wanto fuck?

'wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?'
gnnnnnnyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
jim carrey dumb & dumber

'im lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so that they don't get confused with mountains'
shakira-whenever wherever

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"freakin broad"

ooh man!!! LMAO!! i love that Shakira one above ^^^^^...
Yea sure....but she's got a nyce butt.

I got another...

"All you people look at me like i'm a little girl"
Brittney Spears...as if she isn't? by the way...she is in NO way a virgin.

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"we're in it because we love the music"
N'Sync

quote:

Originally posted by lMIlk "we're in it because we love the music" N'Sync

writing that ~ahem~ "band's" name on this site should be illegal...and yes that is a seriously UGLY and WRONG this for ~ahem~ "that band" to say.

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"I wanna fuck you like an animal, I wanna feel you from the inside..." NIN from "Closer"

"shut tha fuck up u cocksucker!"

taken from tha movie CASINO

quote:

Originally posted by SgtFoo by the way...she is in NO way a virgin.

i second that! and i could provide you with good arguments to support my statement...

"losers whine about trying their best, while winners go home and fuck the prom queen" (the rock)

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Some that may interest ya'll.....

"NoBody is watching till you fuck up"

"Whenever things can go wrong, They DO"

"it aint over till the fat lady sings"

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin, if it smells like trout, Get the fuck out"

"its like masturbating without the pay off"

"who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool that follows the fool?"

"putting feathers up your butt does not make u a chicken"

"never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

"You know you got problems when you can't trust your own dick"