Jenny your new name sucks, and I am glad you missed me.

Vivid you obviously have a creeper obsession for Selma (or her friend, all asians look the same right?)

Hal & Selma, I am pretty sure there is a kidnap/murder news story in your future, either as the victims (see above, also I started a short story on TA 2.0 about it haha) or as the perps (COR news you can use!).

Russell your tattoo sucks, it'd be better in black and white. Its going to look like someone ran over one of those smurfs from Avatar in 20 years.

Wiener... As you were.

Everyone else... Fuck you!

There, that should work.

Yay Nou's back!

The pair came across the border at Windsor, under the cover of attending a music festival in Detroit. They checked into their respective hotels, dirtied their rooms, and then each packed a backpack they had stashed in their luggage with three sets of clothes and their bag of tools, making sure to put the do not disturb notice on the door as they left. Meeting at the Greyhound terminal the man and the women paid cash for bus tickets. Their destination: Colorado.

The man mostly slept, snoring softly, his balding head reflecting the reading light of the passenger next to him. The women, seated two rows up and on the left, sat rigidly, her head cocked, staring out the window, but with each passing highway light she grew more and more disgusted by the reflection of the women on the opposite side of the bus, who she assumed must have purchased two tickets for her seat, as she filled both of them with no room to spare.

To be continued?

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Woman*

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Originally posted by idoru Woman*

Nono, I like the implied ambiguity that you're not sure whether it's one person or two.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Nono, I like the implied ambiguity that you're not sure whether it's one person or two.

Touché.

Hey Nou,

I know you're like, the script king or whatever...I'm wondering if it's possible to generate some kind of autoreply that plays the teacher's voice from Charlie Brown every time srussell posts in a thread?

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Hey Nou, I know you're like, the script king or whatever...I'm wondering if it's possible to generate some kind of autoreply that plays the teacher's voice from Charlie Brown every time srussell posts in a thread?

I could probably modify my bot that followed Jay around and posted random insults every time he posted haha.

Hahaha oh man, please do it! Lol!

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby ... with each passing highway light she grew more and more disgusted by the reflection of the women on the opposite side of the bus, who she assumed must have purchased two tickets for her seat, as she filled both of them with no room to spare.

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Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.