Was a bit bored today so I had a quick search through for some of my all time favourite posts on TA. I like each one for different reasons, but here they go

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Originally posted by davinox i couldn't get my pants unbuttoned, so in revenge, i peed in them.

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Originally posted by Lost Inhibition i wasnt "starting rumours", just speculating.

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Originally posted by Coup Neo just came round on his way home, to buy my mp3 player off me, i show him my be.angeled cd maxi as a laff, and he turned around and cobbed it down the garden, cd comes flying out the case and lands on the grass and the case ploughs into the rockery! like wtf! comes charging into my house and starts throwing my cds around!! the cheek!

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Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav BPM counters are like masturbation you think you're having fun and getting something done but in reality you're just fucking yourself

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Originally posted by Unknown DJ wtf is wrong with it? because not only does it look like u started at the top of the ugly tree, and fell out hitting every branch on the way down, it also looks like someone broke off part of the ugly tree and caried on smacking you with it till u got to the state ur in now. happy?

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Originally posted by RaVeRSurGe i love techno = i love fat one armed & one legged women (no offense to the women who have one arm and one leg)... I'm sure TAs agree with me ^_^

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Originally posted by trancEyes22 dj sammy/lasgo are techno, and gabriel and dresden are anything but.

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Originally posted by politicsofdancin if you dont like it, one word for you buddy, TOO BAD!!!!

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Originally posted by DJ_TRON im my opinion...SASHA BLOWS!!!!! Sasha is probly one of the worst DJs ive ever heard...lol...i would be glad not to see her...but the rest of the DJs are good, thats where the fake ID comes in PEACE childsplay

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Originally posted by TheRascalKing Hello everyone. I recently joined up to this board a little while ago, and this is my first post. I usually just enjoy reading, put I'm posting because I noticed some people use the abbreviation "Ste". What the hell does "Ste" mean? Thanks! Maxwell

Do you have any favourites to share?

classics imo

hahahaha

that's a great list

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hahah awesome stuff

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very funny!

Guess you didn't like the "Funny way to ask a girl out" thread.

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Originally posted by Generation X lol aloep you typed a paragraph. what a big leet nerd you are trying to get more nerds on your side against some guy who is getting you mad you fucking sissy.

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Originally posted by Generation X hahahahahah.. man i could laugh forever. your post proves more opinions and points of my thought than the whole thread so far.. i am not going to point out why. you should understand you're such an intelligent smart mother******.. fuck i'm cool i used an eye rolling smiley i am fucking l33t. everyone look i am gonna get so much pussy tonight when girls read my posts... FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FAG AND ALL THAT LOOK LIKE YOU!!

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Originally posted by InfiniteSquare the fact your jealous of me cos you only have access to 30+ day mp3 is really a shitty deal for yourself... another thing that suxx for you is that you look like a fucking wolf LMAO AHHAHAHAHA. oh well suxx2bu!

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Originally posted by Ze TranceLover I hate rap. For me it's not music : it's shit. I hate those sad heads of the 'singers' (if we can call them singers). For me, when we love trance, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE to love rap because rap is violent and trance is PEACE AND LOVE. sorry but for me rap sucks big time. only for bad people.

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Originally posted by TranceRulezz For me, no doubt : T.R.A.N.C.E Other styles (House, Techno, progressive...) SUXX big time compare to trance music. Trance is magic. In a near future, it will kills a lot of music styles I think. I don't understand people who don't like trance music!!! Trance: emotion, energy. House: old 70's disco sounds, repetitive, SAME BASSLINE, no energy. Techno: Crazy, always the same boom boom non-stop, no melody. Progressive: no emotion, no melody, looks like techno music, HORRIBLE. that's my opinions TranceRulezz

comedians. pfft.

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i writed a song.

I am a robot, do what I say.

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Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
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With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

I've seen better

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not an 'all-time favourite', but oh well:

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posted by a dude with the nickname " ZxZDeViLZxZ " on a recent thread FUCK THE RIAAA yeah tahts right fuck em they are a bunch of pussys and arent the ones that should be bitching but the only reason they bitch is kus artists pay them to be protected by them arist such as ppk thats the only reason they care and are as bad as they are.... mpaa has more to loose then the riaa riaa is horse shit there we go tahts enough fo that......... FUCK THE RIAA i will shit on their mothers and fist their sisters fucken ******s

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Originally posted by Orbax I think the more important question is this: If you mixed pool water, pond water, and tap water, would it explode?

that was posted in some religion thread, haha