...And im still drunk as hell!!!


this chick is smokin hot! She's a dancer, great ass, great face, flexible as hell.....and i managed to get her to like me. Wo0t!


the problem is this: i got her to go on a date with me today, but i got so wasted last night I passed out with a lime in my mouth right after my last Tequila shot.

Booya!!!


so how do i get sober, AND QUICK BITCHES!!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink so how do i get sober, AND QUICK BITCHES!!

snort some cocaine

Eat. Or just say fuck it & drink more.

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javi- who cares ! if she is worth a shit she won't care that you are a lil tipsy!!!


stick it in her bum

Eat something spicy.

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h20. and by that i mean at least a liter, and a shower, u smell like ass.

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quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Pink ...And im still drunk as hell!!! this chick is smokin hot! She's a dancer, great ass, great face, flexible as hell.....and i managed to get her to like me. Wo0t! the problem is this: i got her to go on a date with me today, but i got so wasted last night I passed out with a lime in my mouth right after my last Tequila shot. Booya!!! so how do i get sober, AND QUICK BITCHES!!

only one thing u can do. send clovis out pretending to be you.




^^^
always makes a good movie

LOL you need to that shit!!!!

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good work amigo.


the only advice i can offer is stay drunk...then the date will go on and you'll be your usual self hehehe

monster energy blue.

and whack off

take a long shower and drink lots of fluid. Visine helps too.

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When you start to criticize the times you live in, your time is over. ~Karl Lagerfeld

don't you have a (hot) gf?

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