i was runing late today, so i didn't wana bother going to work so i was going to call in sick. fuck, i called in sick last week..so what to do?

say i have a family emergency. i wasn't expecting to have to talk to somone cause it usually goes to the machine..but this time it didn't. and when he asked 'whats the emergency' i could have easily said 'i prefer not to say' but instead, i said my cousin fell down the stairs'

silly btg. crack underpressure.

How was that the first thing that came to your mind?

i didn't wana say somthing horrible like my grandmother died, if she didn't, i gota save those.

dude, falling down the stairs is some serious business

especially if its your cousin.

i mean....wow.....oh man

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i'll go into work tomorrow and say he broke his neck, so stfu.

falling down the stairs is a family emergency? quick everyone get over here, billy fell down the stairs. im going to need bandages and a coloring book STAT.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by jonze234 falling down the stairs is a family emergency? quick everyone get over here, billy fell down the stairs. im going to need bandages and a coloring book STAT.

i actually lol-ed

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Originally posted by lücid i actually lol-ed

my job here is done

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

now what's your work's email? i'd like to give'em link to zee thread

Falling down the stairs is a very good and legit excuse. For example, one of our co-workers recently fell down the stairs at his home. He was an in his 30's or so, he was hospitalized afterwards and died in the hospital 2 days ago.

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Tell them that your cousin is seriously hurt and you have to take care of him. BAM! 2 more weeks off work Lies work best when you carry them forward

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Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess Falling down the stairs is a very good and legit excuse. For example, one of our co-workers recently fell down the stairs at his home. He was an in his 30's or so, he was hospitalized afterwards and died in the hospital 2 days ago.

ok wtf

this thread just got DARK

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