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Originally posted by dOgMa55 This is scary man. My birthday was on friday, i went to 2 house parties wednesday and thursday. I proceeded to the clubs on friday (my bday) The scary thing. Everything that happened the day after the party is a complete and total blank. I dont know where i slept...what i did or anything. Apparently i got caught shoplifting insence from a cd shop... Go ahead and laugh its okay So i must have had to talk to the cops but all i got was a 150 $ fine Which i am grateful for considering how so fantastically wasted i was. Share similar situations plz, or laugh at my ass

The law seems to always be right behind you

kinda sounds like my 23rd bday.

pub crawls are evil! i remember being in the 7th bar....and then i woke up the next day. apparently i had made it to all 11 of them. ugh.

blackouts suck

well im just glad the cop didnt realize how comletely fubard' i was. Could have been worse

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Tracks of the moment

1. FilterFunk - Message In a Bottle (Sander Van Doom Remix)
"A Hundred Million Cast aways, Looking For A Home"
2. Ferry Corsten - Whatever (Marcel Woods Remix) (again) (original)
3. Bone Thugs n Harmony and all their solo's (seriously..)

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Originally posted by dOgMa55 well im just glad the cop didnt realize how comletely fubard' i was. Could have been worse

In intarweb terms is: Bump!

crackhead.

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Originally posted by washout crackhead.

HELL no im not a crackhead... i suppose i could be in the alliance but i do not smoke crack

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Tracks of the moment

1. FilterFunk - Message In a Bottle (Sander Van Doom Remix)
"A Hundred Million Cast aways, Looking For A Home"
2. Ferry Corsten - Whatever (Marcel Woods Remix) (again) (original)
3. Bone Thugs n Harmony and all their solo's (seriously..)

my mom doesn't know her real birthdate. mexico forges their birth certificates by lottery

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

A late happy birthday mate!!

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Originally posted by Creamfields23 A late happy birthday mate!!

Lol, thanks apparently it was a blast. i think....

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Tracks of the moment

1. FilterFunk - Message In a Bottle (Sander Van Doom Remix)
"A Hundred Million Cast aways, Looking For A Home"
2. Ferry Corsten - Whatever (Marcel Woods Remix) (again) (original)
3. Bone Thugs n Harmony and all their solo's (seriously..)

bro, this has happened to me once and hopefully never again. I was at Metropolis miami, me and my friend were there just to fuck around for a bit. I took 3 shots of Patron in less than an hour I'd say. Same for my friend. Next thing i know i'm dancing my ass off on the dance floor. Not sure for how long. I wake up the next day on the corner of some fucking street(very far away from Metropolis lol.) Don't know how I got there. I blacked out nasty.

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