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Re: i like to experience god through my genetalia . .
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
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easy: put your genitals on an anvil, start hitting it with a hammer. thank the L-rd when you miss. repeat if necessary.
the religion -to- vagina theorem: extent of female's exposure to religion = (direct inverse of your access to aforementioned female's vagina thereafter) x 2
if resulting answer is in a negative territory, it should be rounded off to 0... as everyone knows you cannot get any less than 0 percent pussy.
...and yes, I am speaking from experience. 
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