I was on an important conference call the other day and had to poop really, really bad. So i walked in and put it on mute and totally trusted it. I mean, that's fucking trust right there.

It was also kind of an adrenaline rush, will someone ask me a question during a really frantic pooh session? Will I need to chime in to save myself work while I'm expelling my innards with crazy ass pressure?

When I was done I just flexed in the mirror riding the adrenaline rush until the conf call was over.

Similar experiences anyone?

LOL! i don't know if i have any simular experiences.. trying to poop before going into labour to avoid shitting on the doctor?

Talking while you shit is a task. when I talk and shit at the same time it..SOUNDSLIKEALLMYWORDSARESTUCKTOGETHERTTYINGOTALKFAST

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel LOL! i don't know if i have any simular experiences.. trying to poop before going into labour to avoid shitting on the doctor?

that's just being a good Samaritan right there. You are a good person Meghan / Megan?

Megan is an anagram for mange.

let's hope it's Meghan.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Talking while you shit is a task. when I talk and shit at the same time it..SOUNDSLIKEALLMYWORDSARESTUCKTOGETHERTTYINGOTALKFAST

I just tell people I'm basting a turkey with a 50 lb turkey baster - they can't tell the difference.

I'm allergic to cats but my girlfriend had a bunch so I blow my nose a lot. Sometimes when I would sit down to p00p I would blow my nose first and since it might only be a tiny drip of clear liquid I might use it to wipe after my po0ping. But then one time I was very high and I got the order wrong so I've quit doing that all together.

Kinda high right now actually.

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Strong, able.

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Originally posted by Ed G I'm allergic to cats but my girlfriend had a bunch so I blow my nose a lot. Sometimes when I would sit down to p00p I would blow my nose first and since it might only be a tiny drip of clear liquid I might use it to wipe after my po0ping. But then one time I was very high and I got the order wrong so I've quit doing that all together. Kinda high right now actually.

brown-nose

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel hahaha MANGE IT IS! Megan (First Name Origin and Meaning) English · Female Strong, able.

at the time of your child's birth, how would you describe yourself?

pretty damn strong and able! eli told me that when i was pushing her out, the doctor asked me if i wanted to take a break from pushing, i said "NO! I WANT TO KEEP MY STICK ON THE ICE!" i don't remember much, but on my 2nd day of labour i watched my team lose the western confrence finals, maybe that's what i was thingkin about?

ps- to the best of my knowledge, i didn't shit on the doctor.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel LOL! i don't know if i have any simular experiences.. trying to poop before going into labour to avoid shitting on the doctor?

is it really possible to tear the skin between the asshole and vagina during birth?

and if yes, it possible for the baby's head to explode?

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