Time to describe a bodily function to the c0r because I sincerely believe that you all are the group that will decide who owns the space time continuum and can therefore easily postulate what I should do with my body.

Yes.

For the past five days my right eyelid has been spasming. How many days should I allow this to happen before I go and get it checked out? I mean, what if I have Parkinson's? Masturbation would suck.

1 kiloday at least.

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Originally posted by Demoted I mean, what if I have Parkinson's? Masturbation would suck.

Baaahahahaha. Why do I feel like an asshole for laughing?

it's stress. please don't kill yourself

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Originally posted by Sunsnail 1 kiloday at least.

thatsalottadayz

what about a fortmonthmeter?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit it's stress. please don't kill yourself

Psh, that could make for one awesome TA emoticon.

nanocentury loolol gigapiconewton

its an eye earthquake..run!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail nanocentury loolol gigapiconewton

Google.

Flood that thing with eye drops that should help calm the irritation down.

It would appear you have some form of irritation coming from underneath your eyelid causing you to spasm in that eye.

ya, basically, my doctor said stress is causing tremors in your brain that are creating mild hemmorhages that will make your head spontaneaously explode (eventually). You can relieve the pressure by drilling a hole into the back of the skull

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Originally posted by jdat Flood that thing with eye drops that should help calm the irritation down. It would appear you have some form of irritation coming from underneath your eyelid causing you to spasm in that eye.

I doubt it's that since nothing hurts at all, it's just twitching. I guess I could give it the old college try once I invest in some eyedrops.