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Swiss Chalet = badnews bears
Had some chicken and ribs.
got home 15 mins after, and took a MONDO shit.
It was like tiesto was spinning in my anus, just filthy nasty explosion.
Exhausted, but determined...I had a shower and made my way to my GFs house 40 minutes away.
The drive up had made me cautious of my movements, and weary of things to come.
Got to her house, decided I was ready for a run to Timmys. Got our coffee. We had to go to her house soon after.
14 long floors up the elevator, I reached my destination. Her mother was close by, so I was forced to stay quiet.
Didn't stay quiet. Machine gun fire rattle out of my ass...had to flush several times.
Embarrassed, we quickly went down stairs for a game of pool.
All was well after that, until I arrived back home. Everyone was in bed, lights were off and not a sound was to be heard...but I felt the delicious chicken creeping through my bowels for one final push.
A rumble was felt throuhout the house. Panic. Confusion. Stank.
It is calm here now, 2:00 am. But I am afraid to go to sleep. Who knows what creatures lurk inside my bottom.
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