i like asking them questions they cannot possibly answer, then enjoy them fumbling around with their response. if its over the phone or they come to my door i just tell them i dont give a shit and hang up/close the door.

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I was followed by two obnoxious 20-somethings preaching the teachings of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to me for nearly 2 blocks while I repeatedly told them I wasn't interested. I eventually lit a cigarette and started blowing the smoke at them and even that didn't work. I eventually walked into a women's clothing store just to get them to stop following me.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i like asking them questions they cannot possibly answer, then enjoy them fumbling around with their response. if its over the phone or they come to my door i just tell them i dont give a shit and hang up/close the door.

LOL i didnt mean the whole missionaries. i mean religious zealots, like that bitch anne coulter.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by UWM I was followed by two obnoxious 20-somethings preaching the teachings of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to me for nearly 2 blocks while I repeatedly told them I wasn't interested. I eventually lit a cigarette and started blowing the smoke at them and even that didn't work. I eventually walked into a women's clothing store just to get them to stop following me.

LOL i grew up mormon. i understand they want to teach to everyone but fuck, when someone says they arent interested leave them the fuck alone! ugh that always bothers me about missionaries of ANY religion!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel LOL i didnt mean the whole missionaries. i mean religious zealots, like that bitch anne coulter.

to be honest i dont make that much of a distinction. organised (moderate) religion is the cesspool from which fanaticism grows.

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obligatory....

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

In person?

I ignore them.

Whoa, you grew up mormon? I was a missionary once, I tried to be respectful and not waste time with people who weren't interested. What do you mean by zealot?

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Originally posted by Abercrombie obligatory....

OMG

Did not expect that from the witneses...

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Originally posted by dj_alfi change your avatar for fucks sake.

There were some guys that used to come preach hatred of gays and all sorts of stuff on my college campus. There was nothing funnier than the two guys having a make out sesh right in front of them.

I always throw away the literature they hand me and tell them I don't believe in a god and they can't say anything to change my mind. I have run into a lot of them since moving to the Bible belt almost 11 years ago.

Worse is when you're on a bus and they trap you. It's ok when you happen to have earphones on but when you don't they just keep blabbing.