i remember my sex education at school.

"THE PENIS BECOMES ERECT.
THE PENIS EJACULATES DURING INTERCORSE.
REMEMBER TO WASH! STAY ABSTINANT!!"

stupidiest shit ever.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

use lubricant

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

they showed a girl give birth
they showed an infra-red video of a guy getting a hard on (because they cant legally show it for real) and it made some sorta whistle sound as it went up
a few years later they showed another video, the camera drifted down to look at some girls hair and the same for some guy in a shower - excellent stuff

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A trance tune sampling Last of the Mohicans?
ID s13 here
It's good, seriously

thanks to Louk
Gizeh - Feelin Good

sex ed's retarded

I remember they showed us a video called "The Miracle of Life." I walked out of that classroom scared outta my mind that something that big was gonna come popping out of me in the future.

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nahh, the best is when they take the entire class into the GYM and watch some stupid bitch put a condom on her finger.

then she goes on and on how not to flush it down the toilet and blah blah blah.

ughh, what are we supposed to learn from that?

-WAMP-

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Drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasm.

.. well my My sex education at school was.. joined with.. "how to stay alife on yr own".. the what is good for you and what isnt class.. (really gay)..

i learned that i should not wipe my ass from top to bottom.. but from bottom to top. Or was it the other way around??

mmmm and on the sexual thing.. we gots some condoms.. and we put em on other kids their bikes.. on their saddles and on their steering wheels.. we was c00l kids. I remember this mom.. screaming.. and asking what the hell we were doing.. and us putting more condoms on steering wheels.. Kickass

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my sexual edumacation involved a black box, an old tv and late nights on pay per view as a young boy.

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Originally posted by Damo my sexual edumacation involved a black box, an old tv and late nights on pay per view as a young boy.

i didn't even get the black box, i was watchin scrambled porn looking for a hint of a boob...and then when i learned internet, it consisted of free tours for sites

oh and lol we watched a girl give birth too naaasty

scrambled porn ruled....


"yo i think i see a boobie"

"nah man thats a knee cap"

"fuck"

"hold on man its coming clear for a second"

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

"ahh fuck this what scrambled movies are on"

i had sex ed twice, once in junior high school, and once in high school, in high school i took it in the summer, and we were watching this one video, kinda like a cartoon, and it showed a side view of the women's vaginal area, but it was like the body was cut in half, haha, and then it said something like when the male penis is erect, you insert as follows, and it showed it from a cut in half side view of both the bodies, haha anyways, teacher was like, uh, this is a bit graphic, and then turned off the video, haha, funny i still remember that, when it was like 6 years ago, ah how time flies