ok girls...stop wasting money on expensive body lotions. it's ALL about the hawaiian tropic "Lime Coolada" aftersun lotion for $3.99.

it fucking rocks. and u smell like a vacation like the beach. ur man will want to devour you.




share any cheapy girly secrets.

oh yea, i use vaseline (plain old petroleum jelly) to remove eye makeup and it works better than anything. also keeps the skin around your eyes super moisturized.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I have a penis.

this thread has bas written all over it

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by Alex I have a penis.

and i realize a lot of ppl on here have one and my thread will quickly get bumped to page 2 by the end of the night, but i don't care. i am so excited about my new lotion i just had to share

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Football?

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Originally posted by jonze this thread has bas written all over it

Is this because I got a manicure on Sunday?

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Originally posted by bas Is this because I got a manlycure on Sunday?

fixed

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by bas Is this because I got a manicure on Sunday?

if i ever come out to LA we are going to get pedicures and have a handbag fight

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by jonze if i ever come out to LA we are going to get pedicures and facials followed by a handbag fight and a stop by the local coffee bistro for some frappucinos.

fixed.

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Pedicures? Fag.

edit // Shit the facials and frappucinos sound bomb though.

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Originally posted by bas Pedicures? Fag.

says the guy that shops at Forever 21

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.