Woke up this morning...my dogs looked up at me and said:
"Feed me Seymour"

Then I realized I had no dog food, but I had a box full of Cheerios
Too hungover to drive, had to do, what I had to do..
They're munching on them like a fat kid loves cake

At least their cholesterol will be lower

PS: I need a shot of vodka

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

Yeah, but then they'll get pissed if you start giving them dog food again.

I used to have a dog who was addicted to special k.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

My dog just went from 2 kilos to 3 kilos.
The vet says he is overweight.
Fat little bastard...

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Originally posted by Project-K Yeah, but then they'll get pissed if you start giving them dog food again. I used to have a dog who was addicted to special k.

haha, my dog loves special k, too. but it has to be the original kind, he doesn't like any of the other flavors. if he hears us pouring cereal though he will run from wherever he is and start jumping and going crazy for some.


ps: i hope the "I used to" part had nothing to do with giving your dog special k...

Dogs will eat almost anything so it doesnt really matter what you feed them. As long as they get the necessary ammount of meat in their diet.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

please, you can't feed a dog anything. unless it's a poor street dog you picked up in mexico.

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Originally posted by nchs09 Dogs will eat almost anything so it doesnt really matter what you feed them. As long as they get the necessary ammount of meat in their diet.

my dogs a pussy and if he eats anything besides official dog food, he gets nasty diarrhea.

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Originally posted by JD8180 my dogs a pussy and if he eats anything besides official dog food, he gets nasty diarrhea.

wtf

My god would eat left overs, or sometimes our food if we werent looking. He would also eat candy, stuffed teddy bears, toilet paper, mail.... etc

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Yeah my dog has a pretty sensitive stomach as well. Chicken gives her diarrhea, and so does pretty much anything in large enough quantity. She also won't eat fruit or vegetables. She still begs for it though, but then you give it to her and she just leaves it on the floor.

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Originally posted by nchs09 My god would eat left overs

Must have been some sacrificial leftovers on the altar?

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Originally posted by nchs09 Dogs will eat almost anything so it doesnt really matter what you feed them. As long as they get the necessary ammount of meat in their diet.

You shouldn't give them chocolate.

If your dog gets a bit too snobby about its food tastes and refuses its dog food, simply give it a day without any food. Then it'll love every mouthful of dog food.

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