Registered: Jun 2004
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Nearly dying while trying to suck your own dick?
"How many dicks have you sucked?"
...
"I haven't talked like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!"
"This is different, how many?"
"Well?"
"Something like... 36."
"What? Something like 36?"
The exercise that we go through where we ask each other how many sexual partners have you had in the past, or what went down and all that nonsense makes no sense. It almost turns into retroactive cheating for some people which is fucking STUPID.
People get angry or upset when the sexual history of their is not that blank (dirty vs. clean is different numerous partners vs. few). It is not unheard for an average man or woman to have 30+ partners, and that is kinda on the low point. For some people, that's nothing.
The big problem, as shown in the clip above, is when girls and guys DWELL on the sexual past and start catching feelings. This makes no sense?!?! Why are you going to ask if you feel so bad that your partner had sex with other people before they even fucking met you?
Cheating begins when the two of you have a physical relationship with each other. That's my take on it. The past is the past. As long as your partner is faithful to you while they're with you (and having sex, not just dating), then their past is the past and it shouldn't be examined so damn closely. Why ask if you're going to be all emo about your girl getting rammed ferociously by some other dude a long time ago. She is your girl now so those other guys don't matter anymore, they're all long gone.
I think a lot of the reason for guys getting so mad about women's sexual pasts has to do with tradition. Soon we should see this eroding.
Do we enjoy feeling sad about shit that there's no point in being sad about? Is that our problem as a species?
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May-06-2009 22:06
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
We've already talked about this in here. NEXT.
May-06-2009 22:08
Akridrot
Suspended User
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Free Candy! Yay! (Only available in select vans)
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
We've already talked about this in here. NEXT.
Link? How long ago was it?
Was it the cheating thread or was it very similar to this one? This a common discussion, I admit. If I find the other one, I'll read it and delete this one.
I'm just curious on what the consensus is.
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May-06-2009 22:09
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Have we talked about nearly dying while trying to suck ones own dick?
Lets make this thread about that.
May-06-2009 22:09
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
We've already talked about this in here. NEXT.
yea i was about to respond but then i remembered discussing this already recently lol
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
May-06-2009 22:09
Akridrot
Suspended User
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Free Candy! Yay! (Only available in select vans)
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Have we talked about nearly dying while trying to suck ones own dick?
Lets make this thread about that.
Yes. (This thread is now about the above)
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May-06-2009 22:10
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Yes. (This thread is now about the above)
Sweet. I have discussed surgery with my doctor to make this less dangerous.
I thought about having some teeth removed as well... gummy blo-joes ftmfw
May-06-2009 22:11
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
wtf you talking about teeth for the win
May-06-2009 22:20
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by chach
wtf you talking about teeth for the win
Obviously you have never climaxed with your own shlong in your mouth... You want to either wear a bite guard or if you are hardcore have some teeth taken out!
May-06-2009 22:22
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
ya dude
May-06-2009 22:25
Ghost Raver
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Finland
quote:
A man has been hospitalised after biting off his own penis.
The man (26), a resident of Brooklyn, New York, was discovered by police behind a building, bleeding profusely.
He was found to have bitten off the tip (presumably the glans) of his own penis, apparently by contortion.
He is now recovering in hospital. It is not clear what became of the portion of his penis he gnashed off. Police are frank about the mystifying nature of the case: “How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind.”
He was previously accused of violating a 13-year-old girl, and was later sentenced to two months for misdemeanours.
May-06-2009 23:27
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
Nearly dying while trying to suck your own dick?
