everyday i come home from work, there's a turtle at the side of my house.

every day i take it to the pond and let him swim away, and every day..he comes back.

now there's really no point to this thread, and i'm sure most of you would rather not know about my run ins with a turtle, but it's too late for that now.

lmao. When I was a kid - my mom went in reverse and ran over a turtle.

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
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R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

She also just recently... ran over an iguana and we laughed the whole way home. That shit slammed so hard against the metal under the car and when I looked back to see what it was - the poor iguana did a barrel roll.

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

u look like a gay.

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ania will you marry me?

is gonna kill jew all, it must be a nazi turtle

is it trying to stay in/out of the shade/sun

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I dont even know what im doing
O-o-oh. What? How'd you get in here? Hey

the turtle iz rape you

it's god in turtle form, obviously. you know what to do; don't fuck up your chance to get into heaven.

cmon adopt it! that's what he wants.

he's like "yo you bitches got AC n shit, lemme get sommadat"

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

For a small fee I will help you and your family rid yourselves of this evil turtle.

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Gamera is watching you Bradley.

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