this chic i've been having a fling with (soon to end in a few days i'm sure) recently asked me to stop jerkin off so much. she must've seen some cum in the shower drain or something, but in any case i really don't understand why she'd be concerned or pissed off about it? i tried reasoning with her, at first i thought she was just fuckin around but she was being serious. i mean i always knew it wasn't meant to last with her, but this request was the last straw really.

i mean i've been jerkin off since i was a kid, long before she entered the picture so who the hell is she to tell me to stop now? as far as i know, life is the stuff that happens when you're not jerkin off.

as an aside, i'd like to point out that in a number of respects masturbating beats dating or paying for hos.

a) it's free
b) it's always on-demand
c) there's neither any pressure to perform nor to hurry up - 2 minutes or 2 hours, you decide

but anyway. end of rant, thanks for reading.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 but anyway. end of rant, thanks for reading.

As always, you absolutely sicken me..... although, this thread is probably one of the least offensive that you've posted, but still, I feel I need to voice myself regarding your 'lifestyle' and attitude to women.

Really, what's your problem? Were you abused as a child? Did Mommy not love you enough? Did Mommy love you too much? Did Mommy love the black guy around the corner more than you? Does she call you every day? Do you have such a small penis, that you feel the need to shout about your sexual 'accomplishments' and 'stories' on an internet forum?

... it's either one of those, or you're just a genuinely dysfunctional disgrace for a human being, who let your Daddy say it was OK to let the postman touch you.

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Originally posted by Acton As always, you absolutely sicken me..... although, this thread is probably one of the least offensive that you've posted, but still, I feel I need to voice myself regarding your 'lifestyle' and attitude to women. Really, what's your problem? Were you abused as a child? Did Mommy not love you enough? Did Mommy love you too much? Did Mommy love the black guy around the corner more than you? Does she call you every day? Do you have such a small penis, that you feel the need to shout about your sexual 'accomplishments' and 'stories' on an internet forum? ... it's either one of those, or you're just a genuinely dysfunctional disgrace for a human being, who let your Daddy say it was OK to let the postman touch you.

^ Sums up my thoughts on this pitiful loser perfectly.

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Originally posted by Acton As always, you absolutely sicken me..... although, this thread is probably one of the least offensive that you've posted, but still, I feel I need to voice myself regarding your 'lifestyle' and attitude to women. Really, what's your problem? Were you abused as a child? Did Mommy not love you enough? Did Mommy love you too much? Did Mommy love the black guy around the corner more than you? Does she call you every day? Do you have such a small penis, that you feel the need to shout about your sexual 'accomplishments' and 'stories' on an internet forum? ... it's either one of those, or you're just a genuinely dysfunctional disgrace for a human being, who let your Daddy say it was OK to let the postman touch you.

dude lol relax

have you or have you not been asked to stop masturbating so much?

OP is boring, tedious troll, 'nuff said.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 have you or have you not been asked to stop masturbating so much?

No, I've not.

I'm guessing 99% of the men on this forum would provide the same answer.

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Originally posted by PivotTechno OP is boring, tedious troll, 'nuff said.

Fuck, forgot about this.

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Originally posted by Acton As always, you absolutely sicken me..... although, this thread is probably one of the least offensive that you've posted, but still, I feel I need to voice myself regarding your 'lifestyle' and attitude to women. Really, what's your problem? Were you abused as a child? Did Mommy not love you enough? Did Mommy love you too much? Did Mommy love the black guy around the corner more than you? Does she call you every day? Do you have such a small penis, that you feel the need to shout about your sexual 'accomplishments' and 'stories' on an internet forum? ... it's either one of those, or you're just a genuinely dysfunctional disgrace for a human being, who let your Daddy say it was OK to let the postman touch you.

off topic IMO

I think a better question is, do you still masterbate when you are in a relationship..

more the same or less

This issue raises a lot of questions, none of which I really want answered.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit off topic IMO

I agree, but it needed to be said.

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