Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
frivolous lawsuit thread #320,974 - ugly man vs deodorant
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Loveless Lynx man sues deodorant maker feeling 'cheated'
AN Indian man claims he has been cheated by the cosmetics firm that makes popular deodorant Lynx after failing to land a girlfriend for the past seven years.
Vaibhav Bev has been using Lynx deodorant since 2002, in the hope the company's promotional campaign - which features scantily clad women throwing themselves at men - had some basis in real life.
Mr Bev is suing the maker of Lynx - marketed as Axe in his home country - for more than $100,000, seeking compensation for "depression and psychological damage".
"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," he told the Daily Record.
Indian compensation lawyer Ram Jethmalani advised the company that makes Axe, Unilever, to settle out of court.
He said any claims by Unilever that Mr Bev failed to find a girlfriend because he was unattractive were unlikely to succeed.
"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys," he told the Daily Record.
Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case.
"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys,"
even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his personality compensates for his unattractiveness, in this guys case, he's obviously unattractive AND retarded as a brick.
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Posted by Omega_Blue
that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever.
fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!
Nov-02-2009 03:29
pkcRAISTLIN
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Registered: Jul 2002
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lol, as if the cosmetic industry has found a cure for indian stink.
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Nov-02-2009 03:35
Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
It's never your own fault. Ever!
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even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his money compensates for his unattractiveness, in this guys case, he's obviously unattractive AND poor.
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
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Originally posted by yukii
even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his money compensates for his unattractiveness, in this guys case, he's obviously unattractive AND making less than $5,000 per hour.
