There's a PR guy who keeps bombarding my inbox with spam messages about shitty blog-rock bands I have no interest in, and despite being politely asked to stop he still sends up to three emails a day. So in retaliation I want to sign him for as much spam as possible, as quickly as possible.

Tell me how.

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I did this to a guy a while back. Find marketing stuff that you have to sign up for - magazine subscriptions, et al. It could be something like a free computer offer. Only the catch is that they're just collecting direct marketing information and you have to fill out a million forms. The guy I did this to didn't know how to ride a bicycle so I signed him up for a bunch of bicycling contests and subscription offers for bicycling sport magazines. Just put his email addy in as many forms as you care to fill out. Be creative and supply degrading first and last names.

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Google "ffa links" and sign the email address up on every site that has a form. Those sites are all basically scams designed to harvest email addresses for spam lists.

If you want an even bigger deluge of emails, you can set up an email loop with several email addresses you create for the purpose, then sign each of them up on the ffa links sites as well. This can amount to a ddos attack, so I don't recommend doing it from any IP address that could conceivably be traced back to you...

eli's retarded sister will tell everyone she has cancer when she feels like she needs attention (she once told me she had prostate cancer, LOL!) so one day i took the liberty to sign her up for all these cancer support newsletters and groups and some STD support groups for good measure.

Haha brilliant, I have a client that I rage against and have wanted to do this to him for ages. Thanks for the tips!!

search for any porn site that asks for only a valid email to sign up.

profit.

i've done this to a few TAs.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel eli's retarded sister will tell everyone she has cancer when she feels like she needs attention (she once told me she had prostate cancer, LOL!) so one day i took the liberty to sign her up for all these cancer support newsletters and groups and some STD support groups for good measure.

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Bahahaha, this is excellent!

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel eli's retarded sister will tell everyone she has cancer when she feels like she needs attention (she once told me she had prostate cancer, LOL!) so one day i took the liberty to sign her up for all these cancer support newsletters and groups and some STD support groups for good measure.

awesome

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Originally posted by Arbiter If you want an even bigger deluge of emails, you can set up an email loop with several email addresses you create for the purpose, then sign each of them up on the ffa links sites as well. This can amount to a ddos attack, so I don't recommend doing it from any IP address that could conceivably be traced back to you...

Haha, this is awesome

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Originally posted by Lira Haha, this is

just had to one up on me, didn't you?