I always know that I'm shitfaced when I got to the toilet and I'm singing the instructions on how to do it in my head in a 'singsong' kids voice....

'Undo the zipper...undo the button....la la la la' and then start talking to myself in my head

Everytime I do it and I realise what I'm doing...makes me giggle my arse off...

At what crucial point do you realise...hey...this means I'm officially shitfaced/shattered?

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Your heart is a flame, burn it brightly. You'll have light and never be cold. Soon you know that you just grow and you're not growing old...

You undo the fly before you undo the button?

Is this common?

I've always thought it's made much more sense to undo the button then the fly.



someone is going to say it so - yes yes yes you have a button-up fly, good for you, aren't you special.

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**Man I'm Pretty**

I bet when you're drunk you say, "CHOLA" a lot out loud. don't you.


























































CHOLA