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Weird Crushes
There's a woman at work who's in a different department to me. She must be around 40, she is a little bit pudgy as middle aged people tend to be, she's almost certainly married and is probably not even looked at twice by anyone else, certainly not by anyone half her age. Lord knows there are plenty of attractive 20-something girls around the place. And yet for some reason I want to sex her up really, really badly. I speak to her in passing about two or three times a day and I've found myself starting to flirt with her increasingly during these brief spells, even though it's utterly pointless and absurd.
So COR, I have three questions. For everyone: What weird attractions have you had towards unlikely people?
For the likes of JBJ and Hal who love to hypothesise on these things: why do we develop these weird counter-productive crushes on completely inappropriate people?
And finally, for the playas: How do you convince a middle-aged co-worker to have an affair with you?
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Mixes:
> Maximum Elevation [Progressive House]
> DI.FM 26th Anniversary Guest Mix [Progressive House]
> Live @ Dance:Love:Hub London, 11.10.2025
> Higher Peaks [Progressive House]
> Dance:Love:Hub Afterparty (The Return) 23.11.24
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