omg christians are so dumb!

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Atr...hen/quotes.html

what a high quality site.

one of my favorites:


An Exchange:

"why don't you try reading a book by sagan or dawkins?"

"I don't read books written by men"

"wolfer who wrote the bible????"

"king james"

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"I believe that the only time you should kill someone is if it is a direct commandment from God."

Great to know. Thanks.

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"The toothbruch uses electricity. Electricity itself is a proof God exists" "look at your computer and tell me that it EVOLVED, and was not conciously created" "Do u have any sources outside of science that proves evolution's true?" "Atheists cannot experience love or joy" "Sometimes we do things and we don't know why, we just do them. It's like a telephone. No one knows HOW it works, it just does" "Well I have never been to the zoo and seen a ape turn into a human and walk off" "jesus is going to fucking kill you" "how come where don't see any big bangs right now?" "I disagree with quite a few scientific findings. That doesn't mean they're wrong. That doesn't even mean I doubt them, particularly" <^JesusisReal^>"Plants don't have feelings and emotions therefore lack sense"

if what i get back from God is a mental defect, i will ask GOD for more mental defect, because its the GREATEST thing i recieved in my ENTIRE LIFE"

A Quick Exchange:

"voltaire predicted that after a certain amount of time (afte him i think) the bible would be extinct - well - he's gone, and - let me see - there are 23 Bibles on my shelf and another on my computer"

"Must be hard to sleep with all those Bibles up there on the shelf disagreeing with themselves."


"learning is crap IMO it just leads to more excess and confusion......"



oh shiiit, toooo funny!

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A lot of Christians where crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little sniper rifle pendant. "Hey Jackie, just thinking of John."

You ever noticed how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Ya ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. - Bill Hicks


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Originally posted by emono You ever noticed how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Ya ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. - Bill Hicks

bahahahahahhahahaha!

my fave is:

"Atheists cannot experience love or joy."

its so true

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Originally posted by davinox omg christians are so dumb!

try to have a modicum of respect. thanks.

that's a fackin' funny quote emono.!!

Hey Eeeeee!

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Originally posted by PQX Hey Eeeeee!

Haha hey I told you you'd like this site

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omg christians are so dumb!

Well it's funny you should mention that because i've heard some real corkers from some atheists out there. And just for some balance here's this from Tecktonics.Org.

http://www.tektonics.org/fundyath.html

You may be A Fundamental Atheist If...

And some I picked out randomly...

"You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people to have FUN."

"You think Christians are narrow-minded for believing in only one religion, but atheists are open-minded for believing in absolutely none."

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