> > > I know it may be too early to joke about the tradgedy but life
> > > goes on and this is what I got in an
> > > email.
> > >
> > > 10 reasons to why the New York terrorists were not Lebanese
> > > ---------------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > 10. 6:45 is too early for most Lebanese to get up
> > > 9. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
> > >
> > > 8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them
> > > 7. Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and
> > > not to communicate with each other
> > > 6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
> > > 5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a
> > > BMW not a Ford.
> > > 4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no
> > > girls there", perhaps in Sweden
> > > 3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on
> > > the plane.
> > > 2. 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get
> > > together! You think they can organize such
> > > an attack?
> > > 1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

Hey Zing come on man you know there is a section for this. So please dont post jokes in the Chill out room agian. Thanks

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Originally posted by ZinG > > > I know it may be too early to joke about the tradgedy but life > > > goes on and this is what I got in an > > > email. > > > > > > 10 reasons to why the New York terrorists were not Lebanese > > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > 10. 6:45 is too early for most Lebanese to get up > > > 9. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights > > > > > > 8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them > > > 7. Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and > > > not to communicate with each other > > > 6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it? > > > 5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a > > > BMW not a Ford. > > > > 4. They wouldn't have a meeting in > > > Afghanistan "there are no girls there", perhaps in sweden > > > 3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on > > > the plane. > > > 2. 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get > > > together! You think they can organize such > > > an attack? > > > 1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

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