tell me a joke or show me something funny, im in a shitty mood...just had some bad news.....

so please cheer me up

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/081...?media=bush.wmv

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Here's some jokes for ya, James.

Q) What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A) If you slap the mosquito, it's smart enough to stop sucking.





If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster... and your donkey ate my rooster... my cock would be in your ass!





Q) What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

A) They're both fun to ride... until your friends catch you on one.

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher Here's some jokes for ya, James. Q) What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A) If you slap the mosquito, it's smart enough to stop sucking. If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster... and your donkey ate my rooster... my cock would be in your ass! Q) What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? A) They're both fun to ride... until your friends catch you on one.

I don't think fat chicks are fun to ride...

-Clovis

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

HAHAHA

thanks for the video & the jokes...

i think i was just in need of laughing!

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Originally posted by Clovis86 I don't think fat chicks are fun to ride... -Clovis

i do... ohhhhh yeah....

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leave the fat chicks outta this, what did they do wrong !?

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Originally posted by jcosgrove leave the fat chicks outta this, what did they do wrong !?

ate one too many meals?

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ ate one too many meals?

lol

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ ate one too many meals?

HAHA priceless!

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Originally posted by jcosgrove tell me a joke or show me something funny, im in a shitty mood...just had some bad news..... so please cheer me up

Aww James what's wrong? You need to be cheered up. Hmmm...

You're a freakin fanastic DJ and you have an awesome sense of humor. You always make me laugh. I wish I could make you laugh, but I'm not in the best mood either. Just try to picture all the people that you don't like in those leopard print thongs. Fuck it...I wish I could say something funny, but I'm not in a witty mood.